calumhood: i have a confession to make
ashtonirwin: why couldn't you just tell us face to face
ashtonirwin: i'm literally sat next to you
calumhood: do you honestly think i care where you're sitting
calumhood: if this is where i want to make my confession then this is where i will make my damn confession
yoellieg: doesn't explain why i'm here
michaelgclifford: or me..
luke_is_a_penguin: calum are you seriously doing this
calumhood: yes i am luek
yoellieg: **luke
calumhood: no i meant luek wyd
ashtonirwin: what is even happening
calumhood: i'll tell you if you let me get to the point jesus christ
calumhood: so my confession is...
calumhood: you know how we were looking for a dog........
michaelgclifford: oh god what did you do
ashtonirwin: .................
luke_is_a_penguin: mike thats exactly what i asked when he told me
yoellieg: seriously why am i here
yoellieg: this seems like a band thing
calumhood: your associated with the band so you're staying and if you leave i will find you
yoellieg: bitch you don't own me
yoellieg: or know where i live
calumhood: yes i do
yoellieg: tf
ashtonirwin: i might have told him
yoellieg: dammit ash
michaelgclifford: CAN WE JUST LET CALUM CONTINUE FFS
calumhood: thank yOU
calumhood: well...
calumhood: i found a dog
calumhood: his name is RJ and he shall be mine
calumhood: (or the actual owners but whatevs)
luke_is_a_penguin: before you ask if he's joking, he isn't
yoellieg: AW YAY PUPPY I WANNA SEE I WANNA HOLD LET ME LOVE IT
ashtonirwin: who actually agreed to let us borrow their dog
ashtonirwin: did you steal it
calumhood: no you cant love it, i love it there can only be one person loving the puppy
michaelgclifford: ...... this was meant to be a tour dog cal
luke_is_a_penguin: i'm gonna love it
luke_is_a_penguin: and u cant stop me bebz
yoellieg: fuck you and your puppy
yoellieg: i have sparta
michaelgclifford: wth is a sparta
yoellieg: my cat
michaelgclifford: is it fluffy
yoellieg: .. yeah?
michaelgclifford: cool so i'm coming over with ashton later to pick you up
ashtonirwin: but im meant to be meeting her parents so they dont think im some type of murderer
michaelgclifford: then i can cuddle sparta in another room
michaelgclifford: see this problem is fixed already you are welcome
yoellieg: 2/4 in my apartment oK
yoellieg: luke wanna join
yoellieg: anyone but calum
calumhood: >:(
luke_is_a_penguin: i need to make sure calum doesnt actually steal rj from his owners
luke_is_a_penguin: you know them, cal? our stage managers? the actual owners? not you? getting it yet?
calumhood: you're all assholes
yoellieg: dude i'd defend you if you let me hug rj
calumhood: fine
yoellieg: GUYS LEAVE CALUM ALONE LET HIM LIVE HIS PUPPY FANTASY
calumhood: thank you daughter
yoellieg: honestly just stop right there
calumhood: hehehehehehheehehehe nope
luke_is_a_penguin: ok we gtg guys come onnnnn the car has been parked outside the hotel for like 20 minutes
michaelgclifford: you could just say that
michaelgclifford: im so done with the group pm like we're in the same car for crying out loud
michaelgclifford: great calum you have a dog you wont share good for you
michaelgclifford: i also need to take a piss but you dont see me confessing to you do you
luke_is_a_penguin: you tweeted that..
michaelgclifford: yeah i confessed to the fans not you, dont stalk my twitter weirdo
calumhood: guys ashton isn't on instagram anymore lets talk about him
michaelgclifford: that guy smells so bad
luke_is_a_penguin: he's being replaced by feldy hope he knows
calumhood: i'm replacing him actually
calumhood: my drumming skills are really improving
michaelgclifford: we're all basically better drummers than ashton
luke_is_a_penguin: is ellie not even defending him
luke_is_a_penguin: and why isnt ash even seeing the notifs for this
calumhood: i think
calumhood: i think they left
michaelgclifford: those bitches
luke_is_a_penguin: ok but now they left can we just talk about how they're so nearly there
luke_is_a_penguin: like guys they'll be together by the time we leave
michaelgclifford: idk if he'll have the balls to do it
calumhood: he better or im done with him
luke_is_a_penguin: same
michaelgclifford: LETS MAKE A BET
calumhood: idk is it really fair to make a bet on their love life and what am i saying of course it is
luke_is_a_penguin: okay so whoever thinks they'll be together by the end of the tour wins $30 if that happens and if it doesn't and whoever thinks they wont be together wins then they get the $30
luke_is_a_penguin: sound good
michaelgclifford: lol album pun
michaelgclifford: but yeah sounds good
calumhood: its on ;)