ashtonirwin: on a plane to some place called north america idk if you've heard of it
yoellieg: what no what is that
yoellieg: wait a second i happen to live in this place called north america !!1!
yoellieg: yaassss, come to my motherland and stay here forever
yoellieg: actually no go to sydney and stay forever, then let me facetime your mom cos she seems cool
ashtonirwin: eh not as cool as me, she's a mum she does mum things
yoellieg: hehe you say mum
yoellieg: wait in australia do you say mom or mum
ashtonirwin: mum
yoellieg: then why hasn't michael got that memo
yoellieg: seriously get him to change his bio right now this is annoying me
ashtonirwin: ok brb
yoellieg: I WASNT BEING SERIOUS LMAO NO I SEEM RUDE COME BACK
ashtonirwin: he said no
ashtonirwin: he also said 'ashton why the hell do you keep asking me this shit'
yoellieg: oh shit
yoellieg: he's onto us
ashtonirwin: ABORT MISSION
yoellieg: IM ABORTING THE MISSION K BYE
ashtonirwin: wait wait wait
ashtonirwin: i wanted to talk about something actually
yoellieg: that was great timing, i nearly threw my phone out of the window in operation abort mission
yoellieg: saved the day smash well done buddy
ashtonirwin: dont stop alter ego nickname nice
ashtonirwin: real original !
ashtonirwin: much funny
yoellieg: very fuck off
yoellieg: such annoying
ashtonirwin: :(
ashtonirwin: anyway
ashtonirwin: 11 days till we're in new york..
yoellieg: i am aware of this
yoellieg: my daily alarm at 10am keeps me very reminded of this
ashtonirwin: well i was wondering if you wanted to meet yet
yoellieg: idk ash
yoellieg: its just weird
ashtonirwin: how though? :(
yoellieg: its just like i have been a fan of you guys for so, so long. now i'm friends with you and yOU want to meet me after i've been wanting to meet you for so long and now the roles are reversed its like well damn idk man i gotta think about this logically
ashtonirwin: ok but let me be the one to think about this logically
ashtonirwin: you like me, i like you, we could be awesome friends in person like we are on here i see no problems, you know i'm not some creepy old guy catfishing you and i know you're not some creepy old guy catfishing me so theres no danger here if thats it
yoellieg: lmao no thats not it, i could take you down any day irwin but its just idk i feel weird 'bout this
ashtonirwin: hey hey hey
ashtonirwin: you can't take me down
ashtonirwin: nobody can drag me down
yoellieg: did you just..
yoellieg: wow you should have started with a one direction pun
yoellieg: ofc i'll meet you nOW
ashtonirwin: are you serious
yoellieg: well thats not it but fine i will allow you to see my face in person so you can stare at the beauty that is my on point eye-liner
ashtonirwin: YESSS
ashtonirwin: i very much look forward to seeing your eye-liner :)
yoellieg: and i very much look forward to seeing calum :)
ashtonirwin: *and ashton but mainly ashton
yoellieg: **and luke and michael and dave and that one guy that keeps dressing as spiderman walking across your stage every show
yoellieg: ***and your crew cause damn they gotta be great people putting up with your lame asses every day
ashtonirwin: i'm not even gonna complain right now
ashtonirwin: i'll see you in under two weeks :)
yoellieg: yep and you will need to meet sparta and oh shit
ashtonirwin: what
yoellieg: my place is completely off limits
yoellieg: IF I SHOW UP WITH AN AUSSIE NAMED ASHTON HE WILL BE THINKING IM HOOKING UP WITH A NETFLIX GUY AND TAKING NETFLIX AND CHILL TO A NEW LEVEL OR HE WILL SEE THROUGH YOUR FACADE AND BE LIKE YO DUDE WHY YOU WITH MY DAUGHTER
yoellieg: he may sound intimidating but he is a 6ft3 college professor who literally once got beat in paintball by my mom but to this day denies it
ashtonirwin: hahaha damn so no netflix and chill?
yoellieg: definitely no netflix and chill