Smart Ass

By pamegranate

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(One Piece x femReader) It all started in the last year of High School. All of these overwhelming boys grew f... More

How it all started...
The Pain of All of This
Of All People, Why Did It Had To Be You?
How Did This Happen?
A Coincidence That I Wish It Wasn't
What the Hell is Wrong with People!?
What the Actual Fuck!?
The Fuck You Mean!?
Are You Serious!?
Fuck, I snapped...
Maybe They Aren't So Bad
I'm In A Good Mood
I Actually Had Fun
Well...shit.
The Sins...!?
A Pretend Boyfriend!?
Im regretting this already...
What is This Feeling?!
Why do I....?
Your Lack of Intellegence is Pretty Sad
An Odd Day
A Friend, Huh?
Did he really...?
A new beginning?
You like this?!
Why Are You Acting Weird!?
What If There's More Than a Feeling?
A Time of My Life?
What Really is Satisfaction?
The Official Leader of the Sins
Hehe
And This is Where My Mistake Started
If Only I Stopped Here
Why Didn't I stop?
Nobody Helped Me...
The Sins Info
We Meet Again...
Th DayDream Of Boa Hancock
Is It So Much To Ask For?
Reason Number 1: Kill Yourself
"Am I Bothering You...?"
A New Sight To See
And It All Goes Downhill From Here
Two Bloodlines In One?!
Meet A Genius
N/A
NEWS.....BREAKING NEWS......BREAK
If It Was Destiny Then So Be It
Sometimes Not Everyone Will Be There
I Didnt Think Too Much of It
The one they call Rayleigh
A Promise Is a Promise
A New Leader
Graduation
And So It Begins
Rank difference?
My Family?
Its Been 4 Years Since
Damn that Eustass Kidd
Welcome, to Fisherman Island!
I Didn't Work My Ass Off To Be Nice
The Madam is Down
Who's The Strongest?
Damn That Dressrosa
Battle Royal
Corazón vs N/n! Mint Is Out!!!!??!
Lucy vs Mr.S vs N/n vs....?!?! AND Doflamingo vs The Sins
The Donquixote Brothers
Whitebeared and Y/n
The Leader of Vinsmoke
Vinsmoke Judge and His Mind
Come On...You're A Creep
It Was Suspicious...To Me At that Time
What The Hell
75
76
77
Oven...how sad
Was That All For Nothing?!
The one named Y/n L/n
Y/n will Meet Kaido
???%
The End is Newly Coming
The In Denial Is Real.
He Finally Makes His Arrival
This is War.
Right Direction
She's so badass!!!
Let's Just End This Already.

Wano...was just meant for me to go

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By pamegranate

Happy New years!

Mama angrily glared at the phone ringing, the room had gone silent due to how no one had the balls to say a thing due to Mamas child like burst of cries. Katakuri was the only one to say anything, as he now made his way to the phone and picked it up, leaving everyone to tense up—"who is it, my son." Katakuri clenched the phone tightly, "Kaido."


"Kaido...it's been long—what do you want."

"Heh. You don't sound too happy, LinLin."

"Neither do you."

Mama cglared at nothing, this making everyone a little more tense due to hearing Kaidos voice through speaker and Mama getting much more angrier. "That girl you always speak of...she's getting in my way of business. Just giving you heads up...that I'm targeting her to be killed by my very own hands." Mama grunted, "Back off, you maniac beast!" Kaido laughed, "I knew you won't let me, but it's too late."









Kaido smiled widely, staring down at the tied up Cookie, bloody finger tips from the nails they've just pulled out, King did all the work, but Queen was also the one to be doing the most between the two of them. "I don't care if you get in my way, LinLin. As an old companion, I'm just letting you know that Y/n D. L/n Anfirm...her head will be mine." Kaido was very angry, the thought of you was driving him crazy, including Monkey D. Luffy and Trafalgar D. Water Law including a very new person—Eustass Captain Kid. "You are a fool, Kaido my old friend. I'm not getting in your way..."






Katakuri and Cracker widened their eyes, now staring at Mama, who was smiling evilly towards the phone, "Let's join forces. I'm killing Y/n L/n and that damn Straw Hat fuck!" Kaido laughed, "Oh my, what did that lovely girl of yours done to you?" "She killed my eldest son...and betrayed me for someone she met shorter amount of year than me! She is not trust with." Kaido laughed once again, "Well, I already started by hurting her prescious little boy...isn't that right...what's your name again?" Queen smiled wide and gripped Cookies chin, forcing him to face towards Kaido, which the boy grunted in pain from the amount of times that King had been hitting him on the neck. "Co..." King slapped him, "Speak louder, our master can't hear you." "Cookie..."

"Cookie!"

Mama flinched at the sudden familiar name. But then she smirked at the thought of an idea. "Why don't we kill him in front of her?"

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Knock

Knock

Chocolate opened the door for your father to walk in, once every single member of the sins spotted the male, they all bowed down on the floor to greet the man, but he didn't react to them and made his way in front of you. "Come to Wano with me, my darling." Your eyes widened at the random comment. "Pardon?" Your father cleared his throat, "Kaido has invited the old Generation leaders and vice's, including new generations of the new celebration of high tiers and there's a festival which a lot of the people involve in our job choices will be there." You didn't pay too much attention to your father, now looking behind him all of the members of The Sins now were standing up straight with good manners. "What about mom?" Your father flinched, "No offense, but she's the last person I'd want to invite." You raised an eyebrow, "What?" Your father cleared his throat and rubbed his temple, trying to not think of the times all the family members have been on his ass about you. "You should know. Anyways, what do you say?" You rubbed your chin, "Can I come? I didn't receive an invitation." Your father laughed, then pulled out a envelope out of his back pocket and slammed it in front of you on the desk. "Yes, you did." You hmd and opened the thing, there you saw the beautiful invitation like Japanese style. It was decorated like a festival with traditional wording of Japanese. "We going to Japan." Your father nodded, smiling wide and then frown once he saw your eyebrows furrow towards each other. "What's the matter?" "Nothing...is Wano the place?" Your father nodded, "Indeed. You must start packing. We will be leaving this weekend." "That's in three days."

"Exactly. I'll be leaving now—make sure you buy a Kimono or you'll disrespect Kaido with all that traditional shit he's into." You father waved you off and finally left, making all the males to sigh in relief. One thing they can all agree, your father and you combined in one room is a bad idea. The two of you are terrifying and the aura could just pressed them down like gravity. What's with you twos stare anyways? Why so intense...


"Boss, about Cookie."

Your eyes sharpened and nodded, "We must go to Wano—wether it's for the festival or not, Cookie is our number one priority." Jellybean raised his hand, "What should we all do? Are you taking two of us?" You shook your head, "No—all of you. I believe this will be a very intense fight. I need backup from every single one of you." The Sins smirked, leaving Taffy to raise an eyebrow. Sugar looked at him and then began to question his tense expression once he looked back at you he decided to break the ice, "What is it, Sugar? Why have a distressed look on your face?" Sugar cleared his throat—"Boss, I have something to tell you, but you might not enjoy it."

"Proceed."

"I can't while they're all here."

"?"

You stood up from your seat and sighed, "Everyone make yourselves comfortable. I'll be back with Sugar." Everyone nodded and sat down on a random seat, while you and Sugar now walked out of the room, and stood a few feet away from the door. "What is it?" "Taffy was attacked." "What?" Your eyes widened at his words. What does he mean by attacked? He looked perfectly fine to you? "What are you saying?" Sugar groan, "Haven't you notice how distant he has been? Well...more than usual." You began to rub your chin while trying to think of reasons to connect with Sugars word of argument. Now that you think about it, Taffy hasn't spoken to you after a while...the last time you ever heard him was...

'Four years ago...'

Sugar taken note of your pale face, he cleared his throat to catch your attention, "Taffy's tongue has been cut off."

"?!"






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"What did you do to Taffy?!" Your mother shouted, distressed from the news of the spoken male. She currently was yelling at you outside of Taffy's room that he's being checked out at the moment. Your mother kept blabbering nonsense which was very much getting your father annoyed. "Goddamn it, M/n! We're all nervous here!" Your mother got quiet and sat down next to him.

'Aren't they suppose to be all lovey dovey? Was all that an act back then?'

Shaking off that thought you quickly walked up to the doctor that came out of the room, along with your parents following behind—leaving Chocolate to listen from afar. "Seems like he can't really talk that much...or at all. It was miracle he was able to say a few words...according to...Sugar?" The doctor was amazed at the sweet candy like names of both Taffy and Sugar. You nodded, "Yes, it was a couple of days when we've found out about this." The doctor cleared his throat, "Listen, Taffy over there had already been checked about it." "What?"

"Someone brought him, but they only wore black and covered their face with a face mask with a hat. I know who you are, and it's illegal to be doing this, but you are Anastasia's family and so therefore I looked into the security cameras for you all." Your father glared at the doctor, "So?" The doctor cleared his throat, "No signs of the person. Completely disappeared like nothing." Your mother groan, his words were not helping at all! "What are you trying to say, Doctor?"

"Taffy can't write or read."

Your mother and father were now shocked, you already knew about this. The only thing Taffy could write was a copy of his signature that your grandmother made for him. Ever since, he kept pasting that signature for every delivery he does. You never understood why he was also doing drop off, but he use to always tell you that he just remembers numbers and looks at the trees since they're so different to him. Sighing deeply, you looked through the window towards the inside of the room. "I'm saying that, because he couldn't check up with the hospital on his own. That is why I wanted to help you all by telling you that someone brought him here...Would you like to talk to him?"

"Yeah..."

Now entering, Taffy turn to look at you and Chocolate. "I promise that I will kill whoever did this to you, Taffy." Taffy squinted his eyes, not the words he was hoping to hear. He shook his head and looked away, "Do you want to come with us to Wano? I won't force you." Taffy glanced at you with the corner of his eye, he proceeded to nod which you only decided to take it as a yes and pat his hospital bed. "Hey...we'll go when you're ready."

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"B-Boss, we're in big trouble!" Penguin cried out loud, screaming on the phone with Bepo and Shachi also screaming while the three of them ran with all their lives, away from whoever is chasing them. "Tch, meet by the prison! Try to loose sight of that fuck!" "O-Okay!"



Somewhere else...

"Looks like Zoro is wanted here at Wano! That's SUPPPPPEEERRRRR cool!" Franky laughed at the sight of the wanted poster of his well friend, plastered on the near by wall.

Robin, who was a Geisha as a role in Wano, was starting to sweat by the tough practice that lady was training for to be a perfect woman, she felt a very strong shiver all over her body. Oddly enough, she smiled warmly. 'Luffy...'

Not far from Franky, Usopp gathered the crowd to show the sharpness of a blade, then quickly healing himself with a "magical" oil, which had healed his wound very quickly. The man continue to scam the people, but stopped out of nowhere once his face quickly looked at the giant building with a moon like shape. '...Luffy...hurry up!'

Now, Zoro...who ran away from the police of the town, was far from where the city is. He walked ahead, lost as usual, and continue to drink his booze with peace. "Tch, this is annoying..." Zoro now crossed a bridge, which stopped mid way to look at the water. The green hair male somehow felt odd...not in a bad way. 'I had this feeling...back then with her...'




Zoro's location was very much far from where Kid is currently at. The man is held inside a prison, beaten really badly, and anger all over his body. Kid had enough, his goal is to save Killer and leave—but also he wanted to kill Kaido. Cookie, who he remembers very well that he's in your group, was inside the same cell as him and looked much more worst that himself. Kid couldn't help but to stare at the man, who weakly kept trying to breath quietly in his own corner. 'Y/n knows about this...right?' Kid groan and leaned his head to the wall behind him, now staring at the ceiling. 'Killer won't be too happy if he ever sees her...'

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A/n: *clears throat* clearly most of you all did not seem very happy with the...Luffy and Y/n fiasco and forgiving him. But, I love seeing everyone's reaction. I'm glad you all expressed such strong feelings towards each character and are showing it through the comments, and just makes me very glad that I've changed that perspective with just my writing. I'd just like to leave a very long note for the ending, just to thank you guys for everything. Yes, that means the story will soon come to its end. DONT YELL AT ME!! But it doesn't mean there's three chapters left, oh no no—I'd like to say it's more like: enjoy the journey from now on. Don't expect much though, my writing is still ass. Well, thank you again for reading my story and having patience for me after not updating for so long. My "assistant" has been on my ass—literally got me on choke hold, I'm not kidding.

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