Statehouse Oneshots

Florida is back on his bullshit. Aka: DC needs a break | York x Florida

Florida was back on his bullshit.

Correction, he was never off his bullshit, this was just a different flavour of bullshit.

He was trying to convince DC on why he should be allowed a pet alligator.
Brought a PowerPoint and everything, with Louie very helpfully describing each picture.
Normally as a 'very sad gator who just wants a home' followed by a pointed look at DC before describing the next one.

New York found it kinda adorable. DC, however, did not. His eye was actually twitching.

"And that's why I should be allowed gators at the statehouse."

Florida came to the end of his presentation with flair. Glitter, T-shirt cannons, a wall of flames, the whole nine yards.

DC banged his head on the table, officially having given up.

"Ain't that right Yorkie?" His heart warmed at the nickname, but in spite of how adorable he had found the presentation, he wanted no part of it. He wanted to stay out of DC's frustration.

"Bite me Florida." He responded, pretending to be annoyed.

A sudden grin flashed across Florida's face.

Oh no.

"Where?"

That answer caught him way off guard.

"What"

"Well?"

Florida leaned in closer, waiting.

New York was flustered as fuck and had to pause for a few moments to try and think of a response. When he couldn't, he just hid his face in his hands.

"....shut up."