113. best friend's good genes

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how is the hangover?

killing me

i'm sure it's not that bad

you're just dramatic

it sure would be better if you were here with me

just four more days and we'll be together

try not to die until then

i'll try but i can't promise you anything

i know

did you have fun this weekend or it's me having a bad time your only entertainment?

i did have fun this weekend

but not too much without me, right?

oh baby :(

stop it

lmao

i was just with tris and some classmates

we watched a star is born

good movie

harry

i cried all the water in my body in front of my classmates who only know me because of how versatile my hair is

it's a great ice breaker

they saw your face all red and swollen

yes, besties for life

i'm glad your list of friends is getting bigger tho

i'm not

i'll have to come up with new excuses to stay home watching the grinch for the fifteenth time

so exhausting, right?

you really don't wanna go out with friends?

it's not that

i just have different plans for having fun

and tris is like me

what do you mean like you?

we cry watching coyote ugly

we put on fancy dresses to get dinner at wendy's

and we spend hours talking with some divas playlist in the background

sounds like your soulmate

i'm worried you might change me for her

i'd never do that

you're my best friend

i thought i was out of the friend zone

:( poor thing

angel

am i still in the friend zone?

i'm gonna feel very used if i am

harry

you're my best friend even if you're out of the friend zone

i'm not following

i always thought my best friend should be someone i trust and love, but also someone that i can laugh and cry with, someone who's gonna be there if i need them and who can count on me for everything too

you're all of those things

and we kiss too, which is great

i need to practice my french kiss

what do you need to practice it for?

jensen ackles

you know he's married, right?

i'm waiting for him to get a divorce

i can't believe i'm madly in love with a 40 year old woman living in the body of a young adult

did you just call me old?

yes

but what you said was adorable

for you

thanks :)

i love being your best friend who you practice your french kiss with

about that, you are a little rusty

but you'll get better

will you be my teacher?

do you want anyone else?

well

be careful

no

i only want you

good boy

lol

did you steal the best friend idea from a movie or something? i think i've heard it before

couldn't you just leave it?????

you actually did???

you're unbelievable

jokes aside

i didn't

i really think my boyfriend should be my best friend
even if i have other best friends

you're not practicing french kisses with them right?

mmmm

ariel?

you know what?

i don't like it when you call me ariel

it feels kinda cold

are you really ignoring my question?

lmao

i don't kiss anyone else

only me?

only you

good

i love you

i love you too

oh

by the way

what about you and your friends?

did you have fun?

we did

we always have fun

and i finally got to see freddie

who's freddie?

louis's child

he has a child??????

ah, i forgot for a moment you don't use twitter

i didn't expect any of you to be parents already

y'all are so young

omg

harry

yes?

do you have a child?

not that i know of

should i be worried?

no, if i had a child with someone everyone would know already

true

and niall?

is he a dad already?

no

we know how to use a condom

harry!!!!!

kids are great

do you want a kid?

i can help you with that

you have pretty good genes

did i pass the test?

maybe

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