Wrong Number [2018] Harry Styles

108. parents

we forgot to talk about your parents

there's not much to say

i though there was

i told them about you

about me?

yes, about you

how much did you tell them?

not much

i told them you're not in college

what did they say?

well

my dad was like

wow how did he pay for that mercedes?

and then my mom went

i hope he's not one of those rich kids who think the world is theirs

wow, they love me

i know!!

i really hope you didn't let them think i'm one of those

of course not

i'm praying you didn't turn on your mumbling mode

what mumbling mode????

when you talk a lot but actually say nothing

is that how you see me??????

at first you were like

uh, well, no, i mean, no! omg, sorry

i was nervous ok??????

whatever

they ended up liking you

fyi

oh wow

nice job

bring the sass down

what did you tell them?

i explained that you worked really hard to get that car

and your beverly hills mansion

it's not a mansion

you're right

it's smaller than my beach house for the summer

silly me

when did we invert roles and you started mocking me?

don't be one of those celebrities who act like they don't have the money to buy the vatican

pope included

lmao

ok ok

what did they tell you then?

my mom begged me to say i wasn't a sugar baby

i'm older, i could be your sugar daddy

i'm not seeing cash

well i'm not seeing much either

lol you won't

the thing is that after promising my mom i wasn't selling my body to a really wealthy man who could turn out to be a complete psychopath, she made more realistic questions

such as?

your age

how did they take it?