do you wanna know an interesting history fact you're not going to need?
aren't you supposed to be in a meeting right now?
small break
so?
you want me to share my knowledge with you?
please
a long time ago
how long?
i don't know that
you don't know when the "fact" happened?
no i don't
don't ruin it
a long and uncertain time ago, when people thought vampires existed
people still think vampires exist
you don't, right?
a girl can't dream about a vampire sneaking in her room?
we share the same room, angel
too bad for you
what were you saying?
if you'd let me talk
talk
the thing is that people used to surround with rice the tombstones of those who they thought were vampires
what
rice?
could you stop interrupting me?
we're texting
how am i interrupting you?????
you are
i'll stop
forget it
i decided you're not capable of valuing my prestigious knowledge
just say it:(
sure?
sure
well
people thought vampires needed to count every grain of rice
so when they got out of their tombstones they'd find the rice and would spend the rest of the night counting grains instead of sucking blood
can i talk now?
you already did
how do you know about this?
books
you don't like reading
whaaaaaat
i love it
comics, song lyrics, menus, subtitles
but not books
fine
so?
fan mail
some of my fans are really sweet and want to help my brain grow
your brain is not growing
yes it is
more information in your mind does not equal the brain growing
i hate it when you do that
do what?
be smarty with me
you're the talented, beautiful, nice and healthy one in the relationship
let me be the smart one
so you're saying i'm beautiful but dumb
that's not what i said
it is exactly what you said
i could see this coming from many other people
but never from you, angel
there he goes
you're hurting my feelings
i love you
it's not that easy
i know, it was just a reminder for when you decide to end the joke
just because i'm curious, what else do you want me to remember?
well
with you the little things that i normally don't pay attention to, become the best moments of the day
when we cook together, brush our teeth together, go to the grocery's
then i have to leave to do something without you and life suddenly turns dull and boring again
same
same?
yup
yup?
i'm just trying to contain myself from leaving this place and spend the rest of the day with you
or the rest of my life if you're free
just checked
i have eternity available
it feels nice to talk about a future together
i don't just want you as a part of my future, i want to build one with you
we are on it already
i'm not upset anymore
in my defense, i never called you dumb
your way of expression shows a lot of intelligence
if you're gonna try to make me feel better like you just did, i think i'm gonna take it as an insult
suit yourself
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last part before the end
sorry for not updating, i was trying to write a narrated chapter but i didn't like the outcome so i gave up on that or it would've taken me ages
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