25. keys, gossip and coffee

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if you were my keys

where would you hide?

depends

what's my key chain?

stitch

from lilo and stitch?

yes

i bought it at Disneyland

like 6 years ago lol

i'd hide

perhaps

in disneyland?

or hawaii

back home

harry you're not helping

iM SORRY I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR KEYS ARE

don't yell at me

for the love of god ariel

i'm not yelling

are you going out somewhere?

i would

if i EVER FIND MY KEYS

how long have you been looking for them?

two minutes

try harder

fOUND THEM

where were them?

on my bed

i left them there before leaving my room

you're a mess

a hot mess

;)

yes you are

where are you going?

are you following me?

yes

oh

i'm just gonna go grab some coffee

you really like going out right?

i do

my excuse today is coffee

what will it be tomorrow?

maybe i'll buy a lamp

a lamp

isn't it exciting?

so much

i feel jealous now

i know i know

someday i'll buy one for you

you're such a good friend

don't get told that a lot

lmao

you're kind of a lone wolf

feel proud that i consider you a friend

don't make fun of it or you'll loose your privilege

what exactly is my privilege?

me :)

and my lamp

you haven't even bought it

yET

what are you gonna order for coffee?

black coffee

ew

that's so bitter

i love it

it's sooooo goooood

no it's not

you don't like coffee?

i'd rather have tea

so sophisticated

and english

someday i'll make tea for you

so we can gossip together

about?

celebrities

are you that kind of person?

which kind?

you know

the one that loves gossiping about other people's lives

i just know a lot of crap about celebrities

why?

you buy those gossip magazines?

don't need to

you're not being very specific

i know people in the business

sorry

i forgot about the mafia thing

lmao

talk to you later

i'll go get my coffeeeee

enjoy it

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