OH NO I messed up the Naruto world

Popcorn? You're kidding me.

Sorry about not updating for awhile. I've beening depressed because my Grandma died, and I didn't want to write you guys a crappy chappy.

Nell: We're back, and you're alive.

Neko: F*** you, Nell.

Payne: So how's it been going?

Neko: Let's just put it as bad and end it.

Kathy: It'll be ok.

Neko: Thanks. Wow I'm taking sympathy from my own characters. Its offical I'm insane.

Payne: Aren't we all?

Neko: That's besides the point.

Nell: Can we have someone cool do the disclaimer?

Neko: Who do you have in mind?

Nell: *whispers*

Neko: YEA! Let's do it!! *randomly poofs some people here* Hey!!

Random person 1: How did-? *Nell cuts them off*

Nell: You get here?

Random person 1: Yes.

Kathy: They *pointing at Nell and Neko* got bored and here you are Ciel Phantomhive.

Neko: Can you have Sebastian read this out loud? *Hands Ciel paper*

Ciel: Why would I-? Who are you people?

Neko: I'm Neko, and these are my characters Nell, Kathy, and Payne. Now please have Sebby read it!

Nell: *writes in her book8

Ciel: Fine Sebastain read this, so we can leave.

Sebastain: Yes, young master *fangirl squeals from Neko, Nell, and Kathy* 'Neko doesn't own Naruto. She also doesn't own Black butler.'

Neko: Say you're catchphrase.

Ciel: Oh come on already he read the stupid paper.

Neko: B-but- *crys*

Nell: Look what you did we invited you here to cheer her up not make her cry.

Ciel: Fine say it, Sebastain.

Sebastain: I am merely one hell of a butler. *fangirl squeals*

Neko: Ok you're free to go. *poofs them away* Enjoy the chappy!

I stand up straight, ignoring Naruto and Kakashi. I see Sakura, Tazuna, and Kin-sensei to my right. I see Payne and Kathy sitting to the side. My mouth falls open and I just stare at them. Kathy giggles and Payne shows me some popcorn they made. I facepalm, they decided to sit back and eat popcorn instead of helping defeat Zabuza and Haku. Kathy nods. I raise an eyebrow at her. She points to Haku. S***, I don't want to. I shake my head at her. She glares and nods. I sigh.

“Don't even think about it.” Zabuza says.

“Oh look at Zabuza being a mind reader.” I say out of habit. I go wide eyed when I realize what I said. My friends burst out laughing. I look to Haku. “Hey, I'm really sorry about this but I was dared to, and I never back down from a dare.” I say running put to him and pulling his pants down. I look up on accident, my face becoming on fire from my blush.

“Awe really?” I hear Kathy say. I turn around to face her, and see everyone's mouth had dropped at what I did.

“I tolled you he was a boy, but no don't believe Nell, no.” I say running a safe distance away from Haku, and closer to her.

“Alright I believe you now.” She says putting her arm over her eyes. I turn back toward Haku, seeing he pulled up his pants.

“I'm so sorry. She dared me!” I say pointing at Kathy. He just looks at me, well I guess he did that because I can't see his face. We all stand there in silence. Then Naruto starts talking about Haku's story. I shrug my shoulders and head to Payne.

“Popcorn?” He asks.

“Please?” I say with my hands making a little cup. He gives me some and I sit down with them.

“So are you going to fight?” Kathy asks me.

“I don't know. I kind of want to fight Zabuza but I don't think Kakashi will let me.”

“Where did you get a sword?” Kathy asks alarmed.

“Hehe, I stole it off a thug.”

“Do you know how to use it?” Payne asks.

“Um n-not yet.”

“What does that mean?” He asks. I shrink away from him.

“I'm learning.”

“Someone's teaching you how to wield a sword?” Kathy asks.

“Yup.” I say shoving popcorn in my mouth so I don't have to talk to them anymore. We watch Naruto, Duckbutt, and Haku fight. Once I finish my popcorn, I stretch. I'm getting bored just watching. I poke Zabuza.

“What?” He exclaims turning around to face me.

“Hi Zabuza. I never got to introduce myself to you last fight so I wanted to now.” I say smiling. He stares at me like I've grown a third head. I wonder what it'd be like to have not just a second head but a three. It sounds so cool. Although three mes on the same body. We'd get into so may arguments and so much trouble. I shake my head. “Anyhow, I'm Nell. Its nice to meet you, Zabuza.” He stared at me blankly. I wave my hand smiling and walk away.

“How'd that go?” Payne asked.

“OK expect I just realized even if I got Kakashi to let me fight, I would get my a** handed to me backwards, and probably die.” I say sighing, knowing the words were right.

“I could help you, you know?” Rial says to me.

'How?' I think to him.

“The same way Vial helps you with your book thing.” He replys.

'Vial helps me with that?'

“Yes you didn't think it was a magical thing that just happened, did you?”

'Um yes.'

“You're an idiot.” I sigh again.

'You're right.'

“Of course I'm right, wait did you just agree with me?”

'Yes and?'

“Never mind. Anyway Vial helps you with that book stuff, and I could take over your body and help you with physical strength.”

“Wow now I know how Sakura feels.”

“How and why are you knowing how Sakura feels?” Kathy asks. S*** that wasn't supposed to come out.

“Because I'm useless and can't do s***. F***ing damn it!” I yell in frustration. 'And no on that offer, Rial. If you help me then I'll never learn and just be an epic fail at life.'

“You could start fighting and if you're about to die we could come in and save you.”

'You remind me of the Kyuubi.'

"How so?"

'The fact that you'll only help if I'm dieing.'

"Oh. So how about it?"

'Sounds like fun, although this is going to hurt.' 

"Its okay, we'll be here to save your butt."

'Let's do this.' I think standing up.

"Where are you going?" Payne asks.

"I'm going to help Kakashi." I say walking away.