So yea you know the drill, I own a Naruto poster but I don't own Naruto.
Tobi: Hi everyboby! Tobi is a good boy!
Nell: Yea, sure you are Tobi.
Mommy: Well its depressing that I can't see you at the moment, honey.
Nell: MOM! You can see me here. Just not in the story.
Mommy: Yea I know.
Nell: I still wondering what the 'What the-' was all about.
Mommy: Oh that well I was lying to you when I said it was nothing.
Nell: What was it then?
Mommy: Well- (Neko puts her hand over Mommy's mouth.)
Neko: Hey! No spoilers. Um I mean she tolled you it was a mirage.
Payne: Anyway on with the show.
Kathy: Don't forget to Comment or Vote!!!!
Soon we all end up downstairs all kind of bored.
“Nell, can we open the box, yet?” Kathy randomly asks.
“I never said we couldn't. So let's go open it.” Then we see a problem, the box was taped, and the way my mom tapes something its not opening unless you have scissor even then its hard or want to destroy the box, which is what usually happens. Instead of scissors, I take out a kunai. After about 15 minutes of struggling, we finally get it open. Kathy, Payne, and I all sigh in contentment seeing the Naruto DVDs.
“Yes my babies! Oh how I missed you!” She says hugging as many as she can carry.
“What are those?” Naruto asks.
“You. Um well your show, I mean.” I said taking the rest of them out, and the DVD player that was next to it. Then we saw something that made me scream. “SODA!!!!!!!!!!” I yell and grab for it.
“Oh dear God.” Kathy says.
“I love you, baby!” I say to it. Then I run, and throw it in the refrigerator.
“Wow you got over that fast.”
“I waited this long for soda. I can wait another two minutes. Besides I want to see what else we got.” I say looking back at the box. The next thing we find also made me scream out in joy.
“Nell, that's my ear drum!” Payne complains not looking in the box to see what I'm screaming at.
“Yay, pure unadulterated manga. How dare you mommy! How could you put manga with soda? What if it opened?” I say to the air. Then I look at the manga she brought me. “Yay, I got Naruto, Vampire knight, Chibi Vampire, Deathnote, and my second favorite manga ever Kuroshitsuji. Of course Naruto is my favorite.” I say counting them off. The next thing is all my Naruto posters.
“Girl Sasuke!” Kathy yells pointing at a poster.
“Oh yea I almost forgot about that.” I say at the same time Sasuke says “What?” hearing his name.
“Girl Sasuke.” Kathy says slowly pointing to the poster.
“Why do you say that?” Naruto asks wondering.
“Well if you notice he's wearing girl boots, and I think that's a chicks kimono.” I say while walking with them up to me room. I put them all on my bed for now, and head downstairs. “So, what else we got?”
“Mommy packed your old sleeping bag, and art supplies.” Kathy say.
“Anything else?” I wonder how much crap she can fit in it.
“Only a package of cookies.” Payne say handing them to me because he knows I would tackle him for them.
“Alright if you guys are done unpacking, then let's get going.” Kin-sensei says. So we all separate, and head out. Kakashi leads Naruto, Sasugay, and I to the Hokage.
(One week later)
So yea, its been a week since our sleepover. Um we haven't talked to my mom since then. And I'm bored as h***. We've done a total of only three D ranked missions. I'm calling D ranks dummy missions because there so freaking stupid. I mean who asks ninja to pull weeds out of their f***ing garden. Not to mention we had to go f***ing grocery shopping for some old lady. I thought that job was for the grandchildren or their parents, well at least that's what my grandparents used me for, that's why I hate shopping of any kind.
“Come on guys we got a mission.” Kakashi says, and we head to the Hokage's place.
“Come on.” Hiruzen says when Kakashi knocks. “Oh Team 7. Yes your next mission is to catch Tora, the cat.” Tora?! The Fire Lady's cat!? Yes a better mission is coming soon. I start doing a little happy dance.
“Nell what are you doing?” Naruto whispers to me.
“Being happy?”
“Why? We're just finding a stupid cat.”
“After the cat something fun happens when you complain.”
“Finally I hate these boring missions.” By the time Naruto says this Kakashi has started walking out so we follow. After about I don't know 20 minutes of trying to find the cat, we locate Tora.
“This is Sasuke, arrived at point B.” He says into the ear piece thingy.
“Its Nell. I'm here.” I say.
“You're where, Nell?” Kakashi asks. He keeps doing this to me. He wants me to say everything professionally.
“Fine I'm at point C.” I say. We wait a few seconds. Geez Naruto what'd you do go take a piss.
“This is Naruto, arrived at point A.” He finally says.
“You're slow Naruto. . . . OK Team 7. . . “ I hear something in a bush move. “The target has moved. After it.” When that's what moved I guess.
“He's there.” I say Sakura's line.
“What's the distance from the target?”
“Five meters! I'm ready at anytime!!” Naruto say.
“So am I”
“Ready to go.”
“Alright,” he pauses. “GO!” Naruto catches Tora, the cat.
“Gotcha!” Naruto says and falls back with Tora scratching his face off. “I hate cats!!” He yells.
“Does it have a ribbon on its right ear? Is it our target, Tora?” Kakashi says.
“Its the target for sure.” Sasugay replies.
“Naruto! Give me the cat! You aren't going to hold him if you don't like cats!” I say taking the poor kitty from him. “Its OK, Tora. I'm going to yell at your owner when we get back.” I say petting Tora calming him down.
“Alright. Mission 'Capture Tora the lost pet' complete.” Kakashi says.
“Isn't there a more exciting mission we can work on?” Naruto yells.
“These missions are pathetic.” I agree but I don't yell it. I don't want to scare Tora again.
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OH NO I messed up the Naruto world
FanfictionShe's Nell. She's a 13 year old girl as of today, and she's a Narutard. Her friends are too. They can talk for the whole day about just one episode. If She ever went into the Naruto world she would have so much fun. Only bad thing is she would proba...
