I don't need a bobdyguard! Anymore . . .

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Dedicated to Dark_N3ko cuz i love the fact that she's commenting

I own three dogs, but no I don't own Naruto.

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We all stop laughing when we hear the door open. Its just Naruto and Iruka. Wait this means we have to do Henge no Jutsu, and Iruka-sensei has a nose bleed.

“Because of Naruto today. We'll be reviewing Henge no Jutsu.” Most people groan. I run to my seat and grab my IPod, and go to the front of the room. I sit between the line of people and Iruka. He looks at me. “What are you doing?”

“I'll shut up if you let me sit here.” I say. He just sighs. Then he sees my IPod.

“What is that?”

“An IPod.” I say in a 'duh' tone.

“Whats it do?”

“Records, takes pictures, and you can listen to music on it.” He looks confused but doesn't say anything else instead he starts having people transform.

“Alright, Haruno Sakura you're up.” She transforms into Iruka. “Very good.” She transformers back jumping up and down asking Sasugay if he saw. While she's doing that I'm getting my IPod ready to record. “Alright Uchiha Sasuke.” He goes. Oh boy here comes the funny. “Uzumaki Naruto.” I hit record on the IPod. Naruto does his sexy justu, and Iruka has a nose bleed. I burst out laughing and point it at my friends they're failing at holding in their laughter. Then I stop recording. While Iruka yells at Naruto and I zone out. I see its Kathy's turn when I zone in. she does hers. Then Payne goes. “Takashme Nell, you're up.” Iruka says. So I transform into George Washington. “Someone we know, please.” Iruka say. So I transform into a duck's butt. “Nell be serious.” I transform back.

“I was, that was a very good Sasuke impression, wasn't it?” I say.

“Nell I can fail you, you know.”

“Fine.” I transform into Iruka.

“Thank you.” I transform back, and walk to my seat and fail at sitting down, aka I fell on my butt on the floor instead of in my chair. I see Sasuke turn around probably to tell me my impression wasn't funny, but seeing me on the ground he chuckled, and turned around. I just stayed on the floor, and let me tell you I should make someone meet this floor its nice, and cold, and hard. Prefect for hurting someone who pisses me off. Oh I know I'll let this floor and Sasugay meet. I still owe him for this morning. I go under the table, and pull Sasuke's chair to me, but at the same time I tilt it sideways.

“Oof!” After a thud is all you hear I quickly get out from under the table and smash his face into the floor. I feel everyone's eyes on me.

“This is for this morning, jerk.” I yell.

“I warned him,” I hear Payne say.

“Never, ever throw water on me when I'm sleeping. You're just lucky I need a place to stay or I would just kill you.” I say and get off him, and I look at the class. The fangirls are ready to kill me and the rest looked a little scared. “Sorry you all had to see that but I got rudely awoken by Duckbutt this morning and needed to get my revenge. And warning mostly to you fangirls you'll be worst than he is if you piss me off.” I go back to my seat, but when I sit down the bell rings. Kathy and Payne walk to me. Payne looks at me and just sighs.

“Nice beat up the guy who's letting you live in his house.” Kathy says sarcastically.

“He poured ice cold water on me. You know me. I always get my revenge.”

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