𝟐𝐑𝐀𝐖𝟒𝐔 ᵏⁿʸ

40-7

"who do you think the daddy is?" zenitsu asked,

"i don't know. i'm thinking muzan, but i could be wrong. that's kinda weird."

"could it be the mailman?" tanjiro asked.

"why would my mom fuck a boy who doesn't drink his respect women juice?"

the gang shrugged their shoulders.

"yes, it was a fun experience!" kyojuro shouted which made y/n peep behind the door.

she gathered her friends so they could spy as well.

"walkie?"

"talkies?"

"hell yeah."

they grabbed their walkie talkies and separated into groups, just like the first day of daycare.

"sadly, i was a bottom! but i didn't mind."

pikachu
a bottom! he's a bottom!

cannibal
he most definitely fucked your mom

2raw4u
you can't just jump to c-

"y'all already know me. i was on top fasho." sanemi stated which made kanao and aoi gasp, as the two were in a group.

soft purple
um.. i think mr. shinazugawa is the dad

2raw4u
i doubt it

they never had any conversation.

"she was moaning my name so flamboyantly."

"oh my." shinobu stated. "so lewd."

"i had her legs ov-"

"let's not forget that we have children here." mitsuri reminded.

cannibal
maybe mr. uso?

2raw4u
who the hell is uso?

you mean mr. uz-

"bruh zenitsu back the fuck up!" y/n shouted

kamadotits
why do you always partner with him?

2raw4u
you acting like i want to

anyways, you bums ain't no help

over and out

no brows
so fucking rude

she deserves a punishment

pikachu
right

she over here disrespecting daddy like..

no brows
i-

cloud watcher
i'm daddy fuck outta here

this is inosuke by the way.

"boi gimme my motha fuckin' shit back!" muichiro shouted.

"y'all annoying!" y/n shouted which made the teachers look behind the door.

"ohayo!" y/n laughed awkwardly.

"did you hear our conversation?" giyuu asked.

"nope!" she lied as she ran to the back.

"give him his walkie talkie back before i pimp slap you!" y/n shouted.

"y/n's a bitch, over here backing muichiro up and shit." genya stated.

"boi shut up!" y/n spat. "and if you 'gon call me a bitch, make sure you put 'muichiro's' in front of it!"

"wack ass hoes." aoi stated.

"my way! my way or the-" zenitsu stated as he ran in the room.

"shut up!" genya shouted at the two.

muichiro blushed as he untucked his orange shirt with clouds on it out of his blue shorts. (who's sense of fashion? never heard of her💀)

he walked over to y/n and grabbed her waist and pulled her closer.

"oh shit. it's gettin' real."

"KISS KISS KISSSSSS!"

muichiro leaned in close. really close.

"WHO'S KISSING?! NOT IN MY MINECRAFT JAPANESE SERV-"

"aH FUCK!" y/n was mad that she didn't get a kiss from muichiro and ended up kissing him on the cheek.

"there's a meeting in my bedroom." muichiro stated cringely and walked into the kitchen to grab some snacks.

oh so we doing that now? shit bet. y/n thought, my momma 'gon beat my ass but it's wor-"

"what does that mean?" nezuko interrupted y/n's thought as y/n leaned in to whisper in her ear.

"DON'T YOU DARE TELL NEZUKO WHAT THAT MEANS!" tanjiro shouted.

"can i come to the bedroom?!" zenitsu asked as he followed muichiro.