DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

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Daniel: [Gives Stephen a disappointed look]

Stephen: Don't look at me like that. You're not my real dad.

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Hosuh: There's absolutely nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond!!

Joe: I've been stealing oreos from your secret stash

Hosuh: You're dead to me.

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Stephen: You're looking a little unsteady there.

Jay [Drunk]: Says the guy with three heads.

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Dabiel: Sorry, lost my cool for a second.

Jay [Smirking]: Can't lose something you never had.

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Hosuh: Stephen, you need to react when people cry!

Stephen: I did, I rolled my eyes.

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Jay: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes when they like them?

Stephen: Well what the hell do you do?

Jay: I die? What the fuck kinda question-

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Daniel: Stephen, NO!

Stephen: What?

Daniel: Sorry, force of habit.

Daniel: Jay, NO!

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Hosuh: Let's do this **cracks knuckles softly**

Daniel: Wow. Your knuckles are quiet

Hosuh: They're polite

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Daniel: Oh boy.

Hosuh: Dan, what did you do?

Daniel: What didn't I do?

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Stephen: Don't let Jay fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet.

Daniel: No way.

Jay: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

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Hosuh: What happened?

Stephen: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?

Hosuh: You burned down MY house?

Stephen: No! I had the fire out almost immediately. This is a success story! And it's our house!—

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Joe: You have a face.

Hosuh: I do.

Joe: I mean you have a nice face.

Hosuh: Thanks, Joe.

Joe:

Hosuh:

Joe: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don't know what I'm doing.

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Hosuh: It's funny how you two are such good friends. Didn't he hate you at first?

Daniel: Stephen hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.

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Jay: I'm 80% daddy issues, 20% alcohol, 100% gay.

Daniel: that's 200%

Jay: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

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Daniel: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Hosuh: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Stephen: I got distracted about halfway through.

Jay: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.