DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 17

So...

I don't know how many actually reads these start and end cards but...

I have something to announce...

It's been bothering me for a while, and I feel like i should let you know...

Please don't take this too hard but...

THIS FRICKIN GOT 10K READS!

Whut the-

And over 500 votes as well!

Oh thought I'd tell you I'd quit?
Hah no you're still stuck with me B)

Anyways. Thank you so much, now on to the Quotes:

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Stephen: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Daniel: What?

Stephen: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!

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Jay: Alright, so you and I are married.

Stephen: We are not married.

Jay: Relax, it's just pretend.

Stephen: I don't wanna pretend.

Jay: Sacred you'll like it?

Stephen: Okay, If we're married, I want a divorce.

Joe: Are you two like this all the time?

Hosuh: Yes they are.

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Daniel: *Gets down on one knee*

Stephen: Oh my god! It's finally happening.

Daniel: *Ties shoelaces*

Stephen: He finally stoppes wearing fucking crocs!

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Daniel: I had nothing to do with it!

Daniel: Okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it.

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Daniel: You need a hobby, Jay.

Jay: I have a hobby.

Daniel: How many times do I have to tell you, that stalking Stephen is not a hobby?

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Daniel: We gotta get to the hospital and we gotta get there fast.

Jay: Then I should drive.

Stephen: Why you?

Jay: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.

Stephen: Okay, Let's do it!

[Later in the car]

Everyone: *Screaming*

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Stephen: Aren't you sugar and Spice and everything nice.

Daniel: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... Uh...

Stephen: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll rip up the accords right now.

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Hosuh: I think Stephens cute.

Hosuh: I think I want to date him...

Daniel [While stephen's on a rampage in another room] Good

Daniel: Because I'm positive no one else does.

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Hosuh: I learned something New at school today.

Hosuh: It's that i dont wanna fucking be There.

Daniel: :0

Stephen: Fucking watch what you're saying!

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Daniel: You look like my first husband.

Hosuh: Oh you've been married before?

Daniel [Smirks]: No.

Hosuh: *Awkward sputtering*

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Daniel: And now for a gay update with Hosuh Lee.

Hosuh: Getting gayer.

Daniel: Thank you Hosuh.

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Daniel [Holds the door open for Hosuh]: After you.

Hosuh: No, after you.

Daniel: I insist, after you.

Stephen [Pushes through both of them]: After me.

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Jay: I have no feelings.

Stephen: *Exists*

Jay: What are these? Are they... Feelings?

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Hosuh: Don't break someones heart, they only have one.

Stephen: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.

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Hosuh: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth.

Daniel: You know i cant look in those eyes and be straight.

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Ayy, here they are.

Sorry If I've used some of these before.
It not on purpose, but I have so many written down and I cant really remember If I've used them or not.

Anyways, thanks for the 10k again!
Have a swell day.

-SackFullOfPotatoes