BOOM!
Chapter 10, here we go!
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Stephen: Surgery is basically stabbing people back to life.
Daniel: Please never become a surgeon.
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Hosuh: Why is there blood everywhere?!
Stephen: I may have agressively poked someone with a knife...
Hosuh: yoU STABBED SOMEONE?!
Stephen: No no, agressively poked them with a knife!
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Daniel: *Accidentally hits Hosuh in the face*
Daniel [Trying to decide between saying "Im frickin' sorry" or "Are you okay"]: ARE YOU FRICKIN' SORRY?
Hosuh [Holding back tears]: W-why.
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Stephen: I'm wearing black to remind you not to mess with me.
Stephen: I'm already dressed for your funeral.
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Stephen: Why are you like this? I have spent all year, being nothing but nice to you!
Daniel: Stephen, it's the 2th of January...
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Hosuh: Are you posing?
Stephen and Jay: Google earth is always talking pics.
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Hosuh: You know those moments where we tell you something isn't a good idea?
Daniel: And then I ignore you and make you suffer anyways? Yeah.
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Daniel to the squad: Now listen up you little shits!
Daniel: Not you Hosuh, you're an angel and we're happy you're here.
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Stephen: I have an idea!
Daniel: No murder.
Stephen: I no longer have an idea.
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Daniel: I love you.
Stephen: Wrong number.
Daniel: I'm literally right here.
Stephen: Wrong adress.
Daniel: Wait wha-
Stephen: Please leave a message after the tone.
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Daniel: Stephen died a heroic death.
Stephen: Stop saying I'm dead.
Daniel: Sometimes, I still hear his voice.
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Stephen: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEES! DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?
Hosuh: B-bees???
Stephen: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Hosuh: Wait.
Daniel: *Approaching menacingly and shaking a jar of bees*
Hosuh: WAIT-
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Hosuh: *Skipping rocks and eating a a sandwich*
Hosuh: *Tosses his sandwich and goes to bite a rock*
Hosuh:
Hosuh: This isn't my-
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Stephen: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Hosuh: What happened?
Stephen: Daniel stole my fucking garlic bread.
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Stephen: Can we get McDonald's?
Hosuh: No, we have food at home.
Stephen [Tearing up]: I fucking hate this.
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*WHEEZE*
I'm not gonna write anything special here right now, cuz my brain isn't functioning right.
Im too tired for this right now TwT
So, have a swell night, would ya?
-SackFullOfPotatoes
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