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Sorry for not updating in a while again.
I'm sick now, so I have time to write, but I'm also feeling super crappy, so Isn't that just delightful?

Anyways, you Guys are awesome!
You're helping me out so much and it really makes me happy, so thanks!

This chapter was fully written by you Guys lmao.

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Daniel: If you had two bullets and four of us were in the same room, who would you shoot?

Hosuh: I won't shoot.

Stephen: I'd shoot Daniel twice.

Jay: I'd shoot myself twice.

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Ann: Why is there a body behind your door?

Jay: Yeah Hosuh, why?

Hosuh: Well...

Stephen: MURDER.

Daniel: Is

Hosuh: FANTASTIC ｡◕‿◕ ｡

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Hosuh [Teaching Stephen to drive]: So, Dan and a puppy are on the road, what do you hit?

Stephen: Dan, is that even a question?

Hosuh: THE BRAKES, YOU HIT THE BRAKES STEPHEN!

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Hosuh: No one loves me.

Joe: Are you sure?

Hosuh: Yeah...

Joe [Agressively pointing to himself]: ARE YOU SURE?

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Jay: Is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija board: Yes.

Stephen: Alright, your rent is 650€ every month and it's due on the 1st.

Ouija board: What the hell?

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[Daniel and Stephen arguing]

Daniel: Alright, we're adults. Lets handle this maturely.

Stephen:

Stephen: Rock paper scissors?

Daniel: Obviously.

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[At a wedding]

Hosuh: Hey, why is the bride wearing all white?

Stephen: I guess because it's the happiest day of her life?

Hosuh: Then why is the man wearing all black?

Stephen:

Stephen: *Chokes on air*

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Ann: Look Daniel! I successfully bedazzled my face! Blink!

Daniel: A-are you sure that's safe?

Ann: I'm unappreciated in my time.

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Stephen: ROAD SAFETY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!

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Joe: A girl gave me her email adress, and it wasn't out of pity!

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Daniel: For tonights final mystery, we have the Sack Of Mystery.

Daniel: When you put your money in it, it miraculously dissapears!

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Stephen [Reading anti love portion]: Simply spray on your victim and watch their heart die.

Jay: Sounds good to me.

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Daniel: And here we have the rock that looks like a face rock.

Ann: Does it look like a rock?

Daniel: No it looks like a face.

Hosuh: Is it a face?!?

Daniel: No it's a rock.

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[To Stephen]

Daniel: You have i ventes a New kind of stupid.

Hosuh: "A damage you can never undo" kind of stupid.

Daniel: An "Open all the cages in the zoo" kind of stupid.

Hosuh: Truly, you didn't think this through?

Daniel: Kind of stupid.

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Stephen: We cant fight these things forever.

Stephen: Well, we can, but I don't want to.

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Frick frack I feel like crap.

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Thank you so much for helping!
There was a bunch of references in there, I hope at least some of you get them lol.

Anyways, I will continue to suffer.
Have a swell day~

-SackFullOfPotatoes