DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

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Hey There!

So... This is my first wattpad story/Whatever you wanna call it, and I thought this might be fun to do.

I really like DanPlan, so I thought I'd make some incorrect quotes since they're always fun.

Stephen's probably gonna be in a lot, mostly because a lot of these are cocky and all.
(And then because he's best boi but-)

Oh yeah, Annabelle is also gonna be in some, since some need 4 persons and all, but...

Hope you enjoy~

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Daniel: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Annabelle: You're weak.

Hosuh: You're strong.

Stephen: You're stupid.

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Daniel: Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Stephen: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Daniel: One glass of milk coming up.

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Daniel: Remember what we talked about?

Stephen: Yeah, I know the drill. Smile, shake hands and try not to call them a cunt.

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Stephen: We can bake these cookie at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Hosuh: No that's not how you make cookies...

Daniel: FLOOR IT!

Stephen: How about 4,000,000 For one second?!

Hosuh: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Stephen: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Daniel: DO IT

Hosuh: NO-

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Daniel seeing a blood splatter: OH NO!

Hosuh: That's awful!

Stephen: That's the greatest thing I've ever seen! Daniel take a picture of me over here! I finally have a reason to join Instagram! People are gonna be like, "Food, food, cat, food, dogs, nails- MURDER?!"

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Daniel: Have a good day.

Stephen: Don't tell me what to do!

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Daniel: Stephen is a nice person.

Daniel: Underneath the parts of him that hate everybody except Hosuh.

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Hosuh trying to flirt: Can I have a map?

Stephen: Why would you need a map?

Hosuh: Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Stephen: My eyes are up here, Hosuh.

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Stephen: What doesn't kill me better start running.

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Daniel: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated here.

Stephen: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Stephen at the hospital: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Hosuh: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Stephen: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you.

Hosuh: But I heard a siren?

Stephen: That was Daniel.

Daniel: I'm sorry, I got nervous.

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Hosuh: When's the last time you even had a carrot?

Daniel: Well, it's my least favorite cake, so...

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Stephen: Live each day as If it were your last, 'cause I'm gonna kill you but I'm not super good with schedules.

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Daniel: Stephen gave me a get better soon card.

Hosuh: Aw, that's sweet.

Daniel: I wasn't sick. He just thought I could do better.

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Hosuh: Stephen some times talks in his sleep, it's adorable...

Daniel: And what does he say?

Stephen sleeping: Fight me... You motherfucker... I think the fuck not...

Hosuh:

Daniel:

Stephen still sleeping: Square up...

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I hope you enjoyed this, and that most were accurate.

If you'd like me to do any themed ones or something, please tell me and I will see what i can do.

I don't know when I'll update again, but I think I'll do it as often as possible.

-SackFullOfPotatoes