DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

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Here we go again!

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Daniel: Hey Hosuh, are you a painting?

Hosuh: What?

Daniel: Because i wanna pin you against the wall.

Stephen: Oh my god, i thought you'd say you wanted to hang him.

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Daniel: Go to hell!

Stephen: Oh I've been there. I found it quote Lively, thank you.

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Hosuh: *Sneaking in through his window*

Daniel [Turning in his chair and flicking the light on]: Mind telling me where you've been all night?

Hosuh: Um... Backing with Ann?

Annabelle [Turning in her chair]: Wanna try again?

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Stephen: Hello and welcome to DanPlan news, this is your host Savage Stephen.

Daniel [From backstage]: I told you not to say savage!

Stephen: This is your host Emperor Stephen. Tonight on the 5 o'clock news-

Daniel: It's 6 o'clock!

Stephen: Well now it's apperently fuck you o'clock. Now to Hosuh with the news.

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Hosuh: You made me cry...

Stephen: Baby...

Hosuh: Now is not the time for Pet names!

Stephen: No, I'm calling you a baby.

Stephen: I'm insulting you.

Hosyh:

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Daniel: DId you eat all the powdered donuts?

Stephen: No.

Daniel: Then what's that on your pants?

Stephen: That's cocaine.

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Daniel: Being tired isn't even amood anymore.

Daniel: It's just my entire personality.

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osuh [Hands over a note he found]: What do you make out of this?

Daniel [Puts it on his head]: It could be a hat!

Daniel [Holds it up to his chest]: Or a brooch!

Daniel [Flaps it in the air]: Or a pterodactyl!

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Stephen: Pray for me!

Stephen: Nothing's wrong, i just want more power.

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Hosuh: How are you?

Daniel [In his head]: Say good.

Daniel [In his head]: Say okay.

Daniel: I'm gay.

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Stephen : Are you sugaring your burrito?

Daniel: Food is an anachy, live by your own rules!

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Daniel: We think you have PTSD...

Stephen: Yeah, i have PTSD. Proficient talent for sucking dic-

Daniel: I also think we need to talk about your use of humor as a copying mechanism.

Stephen: I don't think you understand how clever what i just said was.

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Hosuh: Can you reccomend any books that makes you cry?

Daniel: General mathematics, 6th edition.

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Hosuh: I panic whenever anyone compliments me. Like, what the heck are you supposed to say whenever someone compliments me?

Daniel: Hey Hosuh, good job!

Hosuh: HapPPy BiRThDaY!

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Hosuh: Stephen, why are you wearing such dark clothes? Whose funeral is it?

Stephen: I haven't decide yet.

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Okay, did anyone else get a notification that DanPlan uploaded, but nothing was in the link?

Cuz I sure as hell did, and I sure as hell am a bit confused now.
Maybe because I should be sleeping...
I'm gonna go do that.

Cya
-SackFullOfPotatoes