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Stephen: Roses are red.

Hosuh: Violets are blue.

Jay: Love is fake.

Stephen: Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

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Hosuh: *Puts arms up to reach for something*

Stephen: Hosuh, your shirt went up.

Hosuh: *About to fix shirt*

Stephen: I'm not telling you to fix it, I'm just pointing it out.

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Annabelle: If your had a shot for every bad decision you make, how drunk would you be?

Hosuh: Maybe a little tipsy?

Daniel: Drunk.

Stephen: Wasted.

Jay: Dead.

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Daniel: Stephen, if Jay and I were drowning who would you save?

Stephen: My time and effort.

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Stephen: Can you teach me how to play the trumpet?

Jay: Why?

Stephen: So I can wander around the house and annoy Daniel.

Jay: You technically dont need to know how to olay for that.

Stephen: ...

Stephen: *Ear pain inducing trumpet sounds*

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Daniel: *Throws dirt at Stephen*

Stephen: What is this?

Daniel: It's fertilizer. So you can grow the hell up.

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Stephen: I called you here because i crave the deadliest game.

Jay: Knife monopoly!

Stephen: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in what knife monopoly is.

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Hosuh: Why were you late?

Daniel: I overslept.

Hosuh: It's my wedding.

Daniel: I overslept!

Hosuh: You're the groom!

Daniel: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!

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Kidnapper: We have your son.

Hosuh: I dont have a son?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for 3 juice boxes and made me cut the crust off their grilled cheese?

Hosuh: Oh my god they have Stephen!

Stephen: *Walks in*

Stephen: I'm right here.

Hosuh: ...

Hosuh: Oh my god they have Dan!

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Stephen: I could kill you if I wanted!

Daniel: Oh yeah? So could any other human.

Stephen:

Daniel: Or a dog.

Stephen:

Daniel: Or a dedicated duck.

Stephen:

Daniel: You aren't special Stephen!

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Daniel: Whats your biggest weakness?

Stephen: I can be uncooperative.

Daniel: Give me an example.

Stephen: No.

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Daniel: Must you always attack me with words?

Stephen: You want me to use knives?

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Hosuh: Dan, you're bleeding!

Daniel: Yeah, I was... Lightly stabbed.

Hosuh: YOU WERE STABBED?!

Daniel: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.

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Joe: I didn't know what kind of chocolate you like, so i got them all.

Hosuh: Joe, there's... 300 boxes!

Joe: I panicked alright!

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Joe: Honestly, I want to dissapear.

Hosuh: Yeah, same...

Stephen: I want Dan to dissapear.

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