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Daniel: *Hits his arm on the table*

Daniel: Ow! my armkle!

Stephen: His what?

Jay: His wrist.

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Hosuh: I have a problem with-

Stephen: Alright nerd, what do I need to beat up for you? A boy? Your feelings? Do you need me to punch your feelings?

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Hosuh: Hey Stephen, what does BDSM mean?

Daniel, Joe and Jay: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEANING.

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Jay: Guys! Look at the Stars!

Joe: They sure are beautiful tonight.

Stephen: Fuck yeah.

Daniel: But you know Who else is beautiful?

All of Them, in unison: Hosuh.

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Stephen: I confessed my love sweetly and passionate to Hosuh.

Hosuh: You were drunk in front of my house.

Hosuh: You yelled, "YO I KNOW YOU LIKE ME AND I LOVE YOU TOO BITCH LETS SEX IT UP"

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Daniel: If a snake bites you and you die, it's venomous, but If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

Ann: What If it bites me and it dies?

Daniel: Then you're posinous.

Jay: What If it bites itself and I die?

Daniel: That's vodoo...

Hosuh: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Daniel: That's correlation, not causation.

Jay: What If we bite eachother and none of us dies?

Stephen: That's kinky.

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Hosuh: Hi! I'm Hosuh, and you are...

Daniel: Questioning my sexuality.

Stephen: Suddenly very sure I'm not straight.

Hosuh: ...

Hosuh: Nice to meet you too!

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Stephen: Look at the sky.

Hosuh: So beautiful...

Stephen: Just like.

Hosuh: Like...?

Stephen: Me. Duh.

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Stephen: Hey can you reccomend any extreme sports?

Jay: Does doing my entire 5000 words essay while the professor is collecting it count?

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Daniel: Alright! Lets play finish the sentence.

Daniel: I hate ___

Stephen: You.

Ann: Everyone!

Hosuh: The world?

Joe: ...Myself?

Jay: All of the above.

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Stephen: I sense great suffering and trouble in your future. Mostly self-inflicted.

Jay: ...You didn't even read my Palm or anything?

Stephen: It's written in bold sharpie on your face.

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Hosuh: *Eats cinnamon roll*

Stephen: That's cannibalism.

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Stephen: Hey bartender, give me three shots.

Daniel: Stephen...

Hosuh: Please don't.

Stephen: Relax~! I'll be fine.

[An hour later]

Stephen: HEY HOSUHHHH, YOU LOOK LIKE ELSA FROM LET IT GO~! LET IT GOOOOOO!

Hosuh:

Daniel: Where did I go wrong?

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Daniel: So today, what do you Guys wanna do?

Hosuh: Do you-

Jay: I wanna die.

Stephen: WEED

Jay: I want the sweet releases of death.

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Jay: Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon If you hve to Cook bacon and bake cookies?

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