DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

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Stephen: Hey Dan, do you know where all the needles are?

Daniel: Hosuh hid them somewhere.

Stephen: What, why?

Daniel: Right, that's a long story... Sooooo... do you remember when I got my wisdom tooth out, I was kind of high on Anastasia and my lips were numb?

Stephen: Yeah and?

Daniel: has flashback of putting needle through his lip to see if he feels anything*

Daniel:

Daniel: I don't feel like I should tell you...

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Daniel: Truth or dare?

Hosuh: Truth.

Daniel: How many hours of sleep did you have?

Hosuh: Dare.

Daniel: Go to sleep.

Hosuh: I don't like this game.

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Stephen: Jay I think I'm afraid of gay people.

Jay: Okay..??

[Later]

Stephen: *Looks at his reflection*

Also Stephen: *Inhuman screech as he breaks the mirror*

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[Stephen in an interrogation room]

Officer: Please, tell us the whole story.

Stephen: Well, It all started when they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife 10 times.

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Ann: There are 3 kinds of doms;

Ann: Hard doms:

Jay: Watch your mouth

Ann: Soft doms:

Stephen: behave for me ok?

Ann: And crackhead doms:

Daniel: yOu'Ve YEED yOuR lAsT HAW PARDNER

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Daniel: Hey Hosuh!

Hosuh: Yeah Daniel?

Daniel: We have something to.. discuss

Stephen: HOSUH WHAT THE HELL?!

Daniel: Stephen, HOLD ON

Hosuh: What..?

Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

Hosuh: Wha- NOTHING?!