DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

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Daniel: OMG STEPHEN A FIRE

Stephen: Shut up daniel, No one cares

Hosuh: STEPHEN OMG A FIRE!

Stephen: OMG HOSUH IM COMING!

Daniel: ...

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Daniel: Hosuh is adorable. Like I cannot even express how cute he is. I could just die of cuteness and it would revive me!

Stephen: Your standards are way too high, leave this house, fucker.

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Hosuh: guys be careful! Coronavirus is dangerous! It can kill you!

Stephen: Good!

Jay: Great! I don't have to do it myself.

Dan: *Doesn't wash hands and isn't helping his immune system*

Hosuh: I need to call your terapists again.

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Hosuh [Petting a cat]: Aren't you the cutest thing?!

Stephen [Walks in] : Aren't you allergic to cats?

Hosuh [Petting the cat slower]: Maybe.

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Hosuh: Dan, what are you doing?

Dan: Writing a fanfiction.

Hosuh: About what?

Dan: You and Stephen.

Hosuh: What? W-why?!

Dan: Stephen asked me to. I'm being paid.

Stephen: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS YOU IDIOT!

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Jay: Hey, so um...I was looking through your browser history yesterday and..

Stephen: Jay, I can explain!

Jay: It's just pages and pages of Stosuh...

Stephen: HHHHHGGGGG

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Dan: You must be tired.

Jay: No, I'm good. I'm refreshed and ready to fight bad guys.

Dan: I was talking to Stephen.

Jay: Well, I was talking to Hosuh.

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Jay [Waiting in a long line]: Ugh, there's too many on this earth. We need a new plague.

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Ann: Well, it was nice meeting you. Tell your gay friends I said 'bye'.

Jo: "Gay friends"?

Joe: *Turns to see Jay and Hosuh kissing*

Jo: JAY, AGAIN?!

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Daniel: *Peacefully drinks apple juice*

Stephen [Stares at him with disgust]: Who does he think he is, drinking on those poor apple's corpse like that...

Hosuh: U-uh Stephen, are you feeling OK...?

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Daniel: Hey Hosuh, wanna go out?

Hosuh: Su-

Stephen [Barges in]: NOOOOOO-

Daniel: ...I mean to buy some groceries...

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Stephen: Plus four!

Jay: Ace Of Spades!

Hosuh: Alolan Raichu, I choose you!

Daniel: WHAT ARE WE EVEN PLAYING?!

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Dan: What does "ily" mean in a relationship?

Hosuh: I love you!

Stephen: I'm leaving you

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Daniel: Aww, c'mon Stephen, dont get angry!

Stephen: I don't get angry

Stephen: *whips up knives* I go stabby

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Hosuh [Wanders around]: Oh no, I think I'm lost- Hmm, I should do what Jay told me if I'm lost.

Hosuh [Takes a deep breath]: HOSUH SUUUUCKS!

Daniel: WHO DARES??

Jay: Where are my knives?

Stephen: PROTECC HOSUH'S HONOOOOORRRR!

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