Daniel: Stephen, why is there a dead body in the kitchen?
Stephen [Insecure]: I-i don't know...
Daniel: Stephen... What did you do?
Stephen: Alright... I was minding my own business...
Daniel: BULL!
Stephen: I was! So, i was playing some games...
Daniel: Yeah...
Stephen: Y'know, chilling on the couch...
Daniel: Yeah...
Stephen: Then this man came in...
Daniel: Oh no...
Stephen: Aaaaand, then i stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Daniel: Stephen! That kills people!
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Stephen: It's funny how fast you make me mad.
Daniel: I only said 3 words...
Stephen: And yet here i am. Boiling with hate!
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Hosuh: Do you think in korean or english?
Daniel: Bold of you to assume I think.
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Stephen: I came to this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and I am not afraid to leave it the same way!
Hosuh:
Daniel: Stephen, what the fudge.
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Stephen: I'm really into dark humor.
Hosuh [Turning of the lights]: Hey you wanna hear a joke?
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Hosuh: If you kill a killer, there's still the same amount of killers in the world.
Stephen: Kill two.
Daniel: *Chokes*
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Hosuh: Let's tell each other secrets.
Stephen: I'll go first.
Stephen: Daniel I hate you.
Daniel:
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Hosuh: You're very mature for your age.
Daniel: Thank you. It's the trauma.
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Hosuh: I think I pulled a muscle.
Stephen: Hosuh you can't pull what you don't have.
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Daniel: You've challenged me to a fight six times since we started this conversation.
Stephen: Make it a seven.
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Daniel: I don't cry over anything!
Stephen: You literally just cried for dragons.
Daniel: They can't blow out their birthday candles...
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Hosuh [Holding an antique bottle]:
Is this whiskey or perfume?Stephen: *Grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Stephen:
Stephen: It's perfume.
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Hosuh: I-I did a bad thing...
Stephen: Does it affect me?
Hosuh: No...
Stephen: Then suffer in silence.
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Stephen: I have feelings for you.
Dsniel: Really?
Stephen: Yes, I feel you're a little annoying.
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Hosuh: Describe yourself in one word.
Daniel: Indescribable.
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Heres another one for ya!
I realized that a lot is with Stephen, but most incorrect quotes just fit him...
Welp, im going to Japan for 2 weeks now, and might not be able to update...
I will if I get the chance to.Adios~
-SackFullOfPotatoes
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FanfictionThis book consists of 750 Incorrect Quotes in total. Some are sent in by readers, some are found on tumblr or other places, and some are made up. This book does contain swearing, sexual jokes, shipping and some other stuff not every child should hea...