DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 20

Ayy 20th chapter!
We now officially have 300 incorrect Quotes wth.

Some ships were request ed, so this chapter will mostly be:
5 Hosuh x Stephen
5 Joe x Hosuh
5 Dan x Stephen
Poor Jay.

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[Hosuh and Stephen arguing]

Hosuh: Fine! Take what's yours and leave!

Stephen: I will!

Stephen: *Picks up Hosuh and walks out the door*

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Stephen to Hosuh: One universe, 9 planets, one earth, seven seas, 195 countries, and I got to meet you.

Daniel [From another room]: THERE ARE 8 PLANETS!

Stephen: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK!

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Stephen: I wasn't that drunk yesterday.

Daniel: You flirted with Hosuh.

Stephen: So what? He's my boyfriend.

Daniel: You asked him if he was single.

Daniel: And then you exploded when he said he Wasn't.

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Hosuh: Stephen can you move? You're blocking the view...

Stephen: I am the view!

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Stephen: You're so cute.

Hosuh: No you're cute.

Stephen [Takes out knife]: No you're cute!

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Joe: What a lovely day!

Joe: Isn't today such a Nice day?

Daniel: Did Hosuh text you?

Joe: With a heart emoji.

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Hosuh: Sometimes I feel like I don't belong anywhere.

Joe: What are do you mean? You belong right here in my arms.

[Wholesome hug intesifies]

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Daniel: Okay, so basically when someone says something really cool, you say "wig"

Hosuh: Oh okay.

[Later]

Joe: Hosuh, I've been meaning to tell you this for the longest time... I think I'm in love with you.

Hosuh: Wig.

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Hosuh: I can fit my whole world in my hands.

Joe: Pft, that's impossi-

Hosuh: *Cups Joe's face*

Joe: I-

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Joe: Nice job! High five!

Hosuh: *High fives him*

Joe: *Entwines their fingers*

Hosuh: Wha-

Joe: Shhhh.

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Stephen: Wait, you like me?

Stephen: For my personality?

Daniel: I know, I was surprised too.

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Daniel: Hey wanna know your gay name?

Stephen: Wha- gay name??

Daniel: Yeah, it's your first name-

Stephen [Sarcastic]: Ha ha, very funny.

Daniel [Gets down on one knee]: And my last name.

Stephen: Oh my god-

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[Skipping stones on a lake]

Daniel: This is so nice.

Stephen: Haha, yeah...

Stephen [Under his breath]: Take that you fucking lake.

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Stephen: This is a boring date.

Daniel: This isn't a date. I said i was going to the store...

Stephen: Then why did you bring me?

Daniel: I didn't. I specifically said "Don't come with me" but then you said "Fuck you Dan, I do whatever i want!"

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Stephen: Did it hurt?

Daniel: What? When i fell from heaven?

Stephen: No.

Daniel: What then?

Stephen [Smirking]: When you fell for me?

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Whoo boy, that's alotta ship.

Sorry If you're not really shipping them, but this was requested and I bring what the people want. (At least i hope i do)

So yeah, If you have any requests just comments them and I'll do what i can do :P

-SackFullOfPotatoes