This has about 27k reads now, and I am screeching very loud on a Daily basis.
Honestly, thank you Guys so much, I know I say it like every second chapter, but I'm just really happy that everyone is being so supportive and- AAAAH!
(=´∇`=)Anyways, sorry for that lets just go on-
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Daniel [Braincell 1]: Say have a Nice day.
Daniel [Braincell 2]: Nah, say gave a good one.
Daniel: Haven gice done.
Jay: *Gay confusion*
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[Playing truth or dare]
Stephen: I dare Daniel to prank call his dad.
Daniel: Pft- That all? *Takes out phone* Siri, call Dad.
Siri: Calling "Daddy"
Daniel: NoNonONOnonOnNOnONo-
[Jay's Phone rings]
Stephen:
Hosuh:
Jay: *Gay panic*
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Daniel: *Gets down on one knee*
Stephen: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Daniel: *Falls over*
Stephen: ThE POiSon Is KIckInG IN!
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Stephen: Aw crap! I cut my finger!
Hosuh: Let me kiss it to make it better!
Stephen [Confused]: Whu- how does that help??
Hosuh: Whenever my nieces and nephews would get hurt, I'd kiss it to make it better. I always worked!
Stephen: I see...
[Later]
Stephen: Jay, I need you to punch me in the face.
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[Daniel sees Stephen and Hosuh holding hands]
Daniel: Finally! Who asked Who?
Stephen: It was me, I kept it short and sweet.
Hosuh: Short and sweet?
Hosuh: You yelled "Listen here you little precious angel! I have feelings for you have feelings for me too. So it's about goddamn time we acknowledge them!" While you ere drunk in front of my house.
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Daniel [Holding out his hand]: Do you trust me?
Stephen: What?
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