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I woke up an hour ago
And I feel horrible, my nose is running and my ears are clogged.
But that doesn't mean i can't update!

So here you go bada bing bada boom!

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Stephen: Am I in trouble?

Daniel: Have a guess.

Stephen: No?

Daniel: Have another guess.

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Hosuh: Being 5'5 is so hard.

Stephen: Damn that is so true. I remember 4th grade, I couldn't reach anything.

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Jay: I'm gonna kill 1000 people and a monkey.

Stephen: Why a monkey?

Jay: See? Nobody cards about the 1000 people.

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Stephen: Hosuh, how do you want your popcorn? Salty or sweet?

Hosuh [Looking at Daniel]: I wan't them like him.

Daniel: Awww...

Stephen: So salty?

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[Daniel, Hosuh, Stephen, Joe and Jay in a room]

Daniel: Apparently, 1 in 5 people are gay. That means one of us in here could be gay.

Stephen:

Stephen: I hope it's Jay, he's cute.

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Hosuh [Entering room]: Hey guys.

Stephen:

Daniel:

Hosuh: Why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing some sort of game?

Daniel: Yeah, it's called "We just saw a spider and don't know where it went"

Hosuh: *Scrambles to get on a chair*

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[Texting]

Jay: What are you, 2?

Stephen: Yeah, 2 heads taller than you.

[Jay rushing out banging on Stephen's door]

Jay: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YOU COWARD!

Stephen: I WAS JOKING! I WAS JOKING!

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Daniel: Always stay positive!

Daniel: *Falls down a flight of stairs*

Daniel: Wow I got down those stairs fast.

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Stephen: Bro you hve a map?

Jay: Why? You lost?

Stephen: Yeah, in your eyes.

Jay: Bro.

Stephen: Bro.

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Hosuh: Joe, you're like the sun.

Joe: Why?

Hosuh: You light up my day, and youre super hot.

Joe: Awww...

Stephen: *Looks at Jay*

Stephen: Why don't you say romantic stuff like that to me?

Jay:

Jay: Seriously.

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Daniel: Explain to me how you got in an accident.

Hosuh: Alright... So we were drivning, and there was a deer on the road. Joe didn't se it, so I yelled "Joe! Deer!"

Daniel: Yes?

Hosuh: Tell him your answer.

Joe:

Joe [Sighs]: "Yes dear?"

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[Stephen teaching Hosuh and Daniel math]

Stephen [Pointing at a triangle]: This is a triangle, it's 90 degrees.

Hosuh: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter.

Stephen: No the angle is-

Daniel: Because of global warming.

Stephen: Goddammit.

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Daniel: What would happen If zombies ate my brain?

Stephen: It'd be a light meal.

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Stephen: Where the fuck is my Phone?

Daniel: Watch your language!

Stephen: May i acertain the whereabouts of my fucking phone?

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So, I was asked to put some Jay x Stephen in this and I hope what you saw is enough. I can always put in more, and If anyone else wants something you can just ask and I'll try my best to find something.

I'll be editing some of the older chapters due to spelling mistakes and such, so everyone Who corrected me in the comments will now be looking like a fool. Hah! >:D

Also, I don't know if you'll get notifications everytime I edit something... I don't hope so, because then you'll get spammed.

-SackFullOfPotatoes