DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

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I don't know how to keep a schedule-

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Daniel: Wow Hosuh, you're really handsome~

Hosuh: Don't be jealous Daniel, you're handsome too!

Daniel: I wansn't being jealous, i was being gay.

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Stephen: You're cleatly not listening. I can say whatever i want.

Daniel: Mm-hm, tell me about it.

Stephen: I murdered Hosuh last night.

Daniel: I feel you.

Stephen: Now that i have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering.

Daniel: Been there.

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Hosuh: Can we have a birthday cake?

Daniel: It's not your birthday.

Hosuh: The cake won't know.

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Mona: Fight me!

Shaira: Pft, look at your size! What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?

[Later]

Pau: Um... Why is Shakira quivering on the ground and crying?

Ivu: Mona kicked her ankle very Hard.

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Daniel: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Stephen: I'm a knife.

OG Jay [From across the room]: He's a little spoon.

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Daniel: I'm Quick at math.

Stephen: Okay, what's 38 times 76?

Daniel: 24

Stephen: That's not even close.

Daniel: But I was Quick.

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Stephen: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Hosuh: I'm calling Daniel.

Stephen: No waIT-

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Hosuh: Manga lied to me.

Hosuh: I never see bad-boy-types protecting stray kittens, revealing their soft side to me.

Hosuh: It's always me picking up the kittens.

Hosuh:

Hosuh: Maybe I'm the bad boy?

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Hosuh: Stop trying to Rain on my rainbow.

Stephen: You need Rain to make a rainbow...

Hosuh: Don't you use science on me!

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Stephen: I hate you!

OG Jay: I hate myself too bitch, you're not Special.

Daniel: Bro, we talked about this.

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Hosuh: Would you to stop fighting?

Daniel: We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.

Stephen: We are too fighting!

Daniel: Creative discussion!

Stephen: Fighting!

Daniel: Creative discussion!

Stephen: Fighting!

Hosuh: I can't believe you are arguring about having a fight.

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Annabelle: What is the easiest way to steal a mans wallet.

Jay: Knife to throat?

Stephen: Gun to back?

Daniel: Poison in his cup?

Hosuh: Wow, you Guys are horrible.

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Stephen: I failed the safety course today...

Hosuh: Why? What happened?

Stephen: Well one of the question was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Hosuh: And?

Stephen: Well, apperantly "FUCKING LARGE ONE'S" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Daniel: Do I look straight?

Stephen: Not the slightest.

Daniel: No, I mean my parking job.

Stephen: Oh, in that case then yes. It's fine.

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Hosuh: I have a question.

Daniel and Stephen: Shoot.

Hosuh: If global warming isn't real, then why did Club penguin Shut down?

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The first chapter hit 1k reads recently.
So thanks.
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I'll be updating again today or tomorrow bacuse of that. So yeh.

My friend XxUnicornShipxX helped me find some of these.
Just thought I'd share that :P

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