DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 32

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Hosuh: Stephen, when I die, I don't care who else is at my funeral, as long as you're there.

Stephen: Of course I'll be there. The murderer always shiw up to throw off the cops.

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Stephen: Has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful?

Hosuh [Blushes]: No.

Stephen: Well, that's because you aren't.

Hosuh: ...

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Hosuh: Hey Dan, can you turn on the AC?

Daniel: Hosuh, you know I can't "turn it on".

Hosuh: What?

Stephen: He means you can't seduce an AC.

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Daniel: Okay, so the first problem is about-

Jay: -my depression. But there's nothing you could do about it.

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Daniel: The sun is shining, the clouds look fantastic, and the best part is Stephen haven't hit me with anything yet.

Hosuh: Guys! You know what would make it even more perfect?

Hosuh: A picnic!

Daniel: Hosuh, that's a gre-

[Daniel gets hit by something]

Daniel: *Picks up the can of picnic (a kind of chips) he was just hit by*

Stephen: You're welcome.

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[Stephen stubs his toe]

Stephen: Ah! Fucking hell!

Daniel: Wait? you fucked in hell??

Stephen:

Stephen: Y E S

Daniel: So what's it like??

Stephen [Sighs]: I cant believe-

Stephen: Dan, I'm the definition of Satan himself. Do you think I didn't do that at least once?!?!?

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Daniel: I learned how to shoot a gun today.

Jay: Nothing better than a man who can put me out of my misery.

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