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Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals.

You guys are all so amazing!
This story has just, this day, hit 100k reads.

That is amazing holy crap!

Honestly I can't thank you enough, when I started this I didnt think it would even get a hundred reads, so when it did I freaked out.

From this chaoter, there is 15 chaoters left to write, and I can't promise you when they will come, but I will do my best.

Anyways, all of you guys are so sweet and wonderful, sorry for being sobby and have a nice day.

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Daniel: You know what Stephen?

Daniel: I'll see you in hell.

Stephen:

Stephen: Is that all you-

Daniel: And I won't even stop to say hi.

Stephen: *Offended in 23 languages*

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Stephen: Here's your phone bill.

Daniel: OH MY GOD!

Stephen: No, not that. That's your phone number.

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Hosuh: The floor is lava!

Stephen [Pushes Daniel onto the floor]: Burn.

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Daniel: School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests you memory.

Jay: It tests my patience.

Hosuh: It tests my ability to hold my pee.

Stephen: It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.

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Hosuh: Stephen, I did something terrible.

Stephen: It's okay, I have a shovel.

Hosuh: Wait, what?! What do you think I did?

Stephen: I't doesn't matter, no one will ever know.

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Hosuh: So what did you have for dinner?

Daniel: A fruit salad.

Daniel: It was mostly grapes.

Daniel: Okay it was all grapes.

Daniel: Fermented grapes.

Hosuh: ...

Daniel: It was wine.