HongIce Shorts

#63: Haunted House

Sup. If you thought I was gonna update for Halloween, you thought right. If you thought I was gonna update on Halloween, you thought wrong.

It's here, two days late (oof). Trick and treat.

This one's based on when I helped out with a haunted house thing at some person's party (I don't even know who they were) (DON'T JUDGE ME IT WAS Roomba_King'S IDEA)

But yeah here it is.

F: Do you guys have fog out there?

N: *fixing Den's costume* No! Maybe try to wave some under the tarp? Anko, stop moving!

D: But it's good enough! Go help out somewhere else!

N: Wait, you're supposed to be holding the axe! Get out of that now and get Sweden in it!

I: *runs up to Fin* Fin! W-

F: Wait, where's your jacket??

N: ICELAND PUT ON YOUR JACKET RIGHT NOW

I: *runs off, grumbling*

D: *dumps the costume on Sweden* PUT THIS ON! *also runs off*

S: *puts it on*

F: DEN! HONG KONG HAS YOUR AXE!

D: *runs to Hong*

HK: *holding Den's axe and watching all the chaos unfold*

D: *takes the axe* You know what you're gonna do, right?

HK: I don't know what anyone's doing...

D: Well, you'll just pop out from under the tarp and claw at people's feet. How's that sound?

HK: Will I be with Iceland??

D: No, Ice's gonna be at the end. You'll be with me instead!

HK: Oh.

D: Don't worry, you guys can suck faces after this is done!

HK: Got it. Also, that axe is like, fake, right? Or dull?

D: Nope! It's real and it's sharp! But don't worry; if I kill anyone, I'll just add the corpse as a decoration!

HK: *nods, wide-eyed*

F: GUYS, GET TO YOUR POSITIONS! I'M LETTING THE FIRST GROUP IN!

{One hour later}

HK: ICELAND! *huggles Ice from the side* Found you! Wow, you're cold.

I: Yeah. *huggles Hong back* I was stationed outside to scare people as they were leaving.

HK: Yeah? *caresses Ice's hair* Did you get them good?

I: *nuzzles into Hong's touch* Oh yeah. England was coming out the door asking if it was over and I jump-scared him and he screamed like a girl.

HK: *laughs* Wow! Oh, did you hear America scream "PEOPLE SUCK"?

I: Yes! Then he burst out the door and I grabbed his shoulder. He jumped so hard!

HK: What about Liechtenstein and Switzerland? Did you manage to scare them?

I: No... I tried to, but Switzerland just stared at me while Liechtenstein said that I'm really pretty.

HK: WHAT?! I mean, it's true, but WHAT?! WHERE IS SHE?!

I: Shut up! She didn't mean it that way.

HK: Okay, okay. Wanna get some candy corn?

I: Sure.

Guess who I was this time (BAKA DAVE NO TELLING)