#62: Renaissance Festival Tidbits

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'Sup

Just so you know, I'm not failing AP Stats

Anyway this one is based off of when I went to the Renaissance Festival (which was so long ago-)

It's gonna be in a different format, kind of! Yayyyy!

But yeah, anyway, here you go

HK & I: *enter the festival*

I: *immediately* Look! Cinnamon twists!

HK: You want food already??

I: Yes!

HK: Okay, fine.

HK & I: *go and get cinnamon twists*

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HK & I: *spend ten minutes watching a guy try to whip a Cheeto puff held by another guy*

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Jester: Knock knock!

HK: Who's there?

Jester: Interrupting starfish.

HK: Interrupting st-

Jester: *covers Hong's face with his hand*

I: HAHAHA-

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I: You should get that shirt for China. *points at a shirt for sale*

Shirt: *in fancy writing* YE OLDE FART

HK: Pfffft-

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I: *tugs on Hong's arm*

HK: Hm?

I: Ice cream!

HK: *sigh* You're so unhealthy. *buys him ice cream anyway*

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Someone in the distance: Say Colorado!

HK: I'M A GIRAFFE

People: *stare at Hong*

I: I am choosing to not know you anymore.

HK: Wait, Icey!

I: Too late. Who are you?

HK: I'll get you more food!

I: ... Okay.

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I: Hey, look at that. Would you wanna joust?

HK: Like, joust with lances, or with-

I: *smacks him* YES, WITH LANCES


Hopefully that wasn't confusing

Kick names, take @$$

Author-chan, out

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