Hello I am alive
Yay Valentine's Day
I'm still single
HK: Hi.
N: Hi?
HK: I need your help.
N: Maybe.
HK: Icey and I had a bet to see which of us could outgay the other tomorrow.
N: Why tomorrow?
HK: ... Tomorrow's Valentine's Day?
N: ... Fudge-
HK: So please help me!
N: ... Alright, but only because you make Ice happy.
HK: I usually make him salty, but okay.
{The next day}
HK: Okay, I admit your gift was pretty good. How did you know to lure me off with a path of chocolates?
I: I didn't.
HK: "Mirror, mirror, in the lake, which of us gay shall take the cake"? You are so funny sometimes~
I: *blush* My mind said it and my mouth copied it before I could say no. Also, pushing me in was mean.
HK: I'm sawwy... but the underwater kiss was nice!
I: Um, no. I could feel the fish watching us. Now shut up while I change. *walks into bedroom*
HK: *smirk* I win.
I: HOLY-
Ice's room: *lol I'm gay, check out all my rainbow glitter*
The bed: *come crush the rainbow rose petals I'm covered in*
Chocolate on Ice's bedside table: *I'm rainbow too*
Everything: *gay gay gay gay gay gay gay*
I: What-
HK: *standing outside the door* If I remember correctly, the bet was to see who could outgay the other. I have made everything currently in your room gay, including you, so I win!
I: ... How long will it be like this?
HK: ... Until Norway's magic wears off.
I: Cheater!
HK: Hey! We never made a rule against it!
I: Hmph...
HK: Now come, Icey. The bed awaits.
So guess what they did
Ew no keep it PG
By the way the loser of the bet had to wear a maid dress for 24 hours
Y'all's know who lost
... Way to keep it PG
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HongIce Shorts
FanfictionI don't know. I don't know why I created this but please enjoy(?) Just little bitty unrelated stories of our (my) babs Hongy and Icey. {Disclaimer: I don't own the characters!!!}