HongIce Shorts

#27

HK: *knocks on Ice's door*

I: *opens it*

HK: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *holds a decent-sized box out to Ice*

I: It's not my birthday?

HK: Oh. Well fludge.

N: *comes up behind Ice*

HK: Why are you here?

N: It's Ice's birthday.

HK: That's why I'm here!

I: It's not my birthday!

N: Sure it is; it's June 18th.

I: ...

N: ...

I: My birthday is June 17th

N: Oh.

I: ...

N: ...

I: ...

N: Whoops.

HK: Uhhhhh...

I: You got your info from him, didn't you.

HK: Yeah...

I: *siiiiiiiigh*

HK: Sorry...

I: *tries to shove Nor out the door* Get out.

N: But I still want to celebrate your birthday.

I: Ugggggghhhhh fine.

I, HK, N: *gather in the kitchen*

HK: You need to open your gift! *hands it to Ice*

Gift: Mew

I: What the fridge?

HK: Open it!!!

I: *opens it* KITTY

Kitty: Mew

I: *takes the kitty out of the box and throws the box at Nor's face*

N: GLAH

I: I don't care what you say; it's mine now.

N: But-

I: HMMMMMMMMMM

N: ...

I: Its name is Carrot

HK: Why Carrot?

I: BECAUSE

HK: ...