HongIce Shorts

#54

Hello.

The snow came back >:(

Also what the heck

First of all ignore the crappiness of the pic. No shut up don't say anything about it. I didn't even know how to do that till today-

Also holy crap I didn't even notice how many people liked this thing omg O//////O

Thanks y'all's *gives you pie*

As another gift I present to you the longest HongIce short yet~

Starring

Emil Steilsson

Leon Wang

Special Guest Star

Mr. Puffin

Created by

Author-chan

(^Ha you thought-)

HK & I: *having a sleepover at the Nordic house*

Weather: *screw April I'mma snow*

Mr. Puffin: *busts into Ice's room somehow even though the door was closed and locked*

HK: *SCREAM*

I: *sigh*

Mr. P: ... Woah, is this your boyfriend?

I: Aren't you supposed to be outside??

Mr. P: Have you seen what's going on out there? It's some crazy s***.

I: *goes to the window and pulls the curtain aside*

Snow: *literally everywhere*

I: Well fudge.

Mr. P: Looks like I'm bunking with you two!

I: Please no...

Mr. P: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Y-

HK: Um...

Mr. P: HE SPEAKS!

I: *groan*

HK: aNYWAY! Does Hanatamago speak too??

I: No.

Mr. P: So Ice-

I: Go bunk in someone else's room; none of them are here.

Mr. P: No way! That's weird!

I: Well-

Power: *goes out*

HK: *SCREAM*

I: Oh no...

Mr. P: Welp. Looks like I'll have to find a new place.

I: Wait-

Mr. P: You're so fickle. What??

I: It's dangerous out there, so please stay in the house...

Mr. P: Nuh uh.

I: Please... *sad voice* I don't wanna have to destroy the microwave again...

Mr. P: Fine! Fine.

I: *drops the sad voice* Now we need light... Hong?

HK: *whimper*

I: ... Are you scared??

HK: ... Um...

I: It's okay. I know what to do. No need to be scared.

HK: Icey...

Mr. P: Cut the crap so we can get some flashlights.

I: Okay okay. Jeez.

HK: Ice, where are you?

I: I'm in the same spot. Are you?

HK: Yes...

I: *finds Hong's hand in the darkness*

HK: *SCREAM*

I: Calm down! It's just me! *squeezes Hong's hand reassuringly*

HK: Okay... Where are the flashlights?

I: In the garage...

HK: Oh, heck no.

I: Yeah...

Mr. P: I'll get them!

I: Wait-

Mr. P: *gone*

I: *sigh*

HK: ...

I: Are you okay?

HK: Yeah...

I: You better be.

HK: Haha...

Mr. P: *busts in again, but silently*

I: Hm...

Mr. P: *turns on one of the two flashlights in his beak and drops it on Ice's head*

I: *yelp*

Mr. P: *slips the other flashlight in Hong's free hand*

HK: *SCREAM*

Mr. P: Chill! I just gave you a flashlight.

I: *grumbles and picks up the flashlight off the floor* Come on Hong. *leads him away*

HK: Where are we going??

I: To Narnia. *takes him to a closet*

HK: Why a closet?

I: Cuz it's gonna get cold.

HK & I: *bundle each other up in Sweden's old winter clothes that he couldn't bear to get rid of*

Mr. P: *sarcasm* How adorable.

I: Shut up. *digs a box of matches out of one of his many pockets*

Mr. P: Ooh, what are we setting fire to?

I: A pile of logs.

Mr. P: That's it? Lame.

HK & I: *ignore him and head off to the fireplace*

I: *starts stuffing logs in*

HK: *gets blankets and lays one down before the fireplace*

I: Here we go. *drops a lit match in the fireplace*

Fire: *comes into existence*

HK & I: *snuggle in front of the fire under the blankets while Mr. Puffin does who knows what*

{A while later}

HK: ... Shouldn't we call the other Nordics and tell them what's going on?

I: F***-

Btw the other Nordics were out drinking