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Fun fact, I'm working 9-8 today because my sister doesn't want to come in....wooo

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Seokjin: so then Joonie just went to open the door, and it like...snapped? But all in all we got Gitae out of the locked room.

Yoongi: this is why you gotta just remove the fucking knobs..

Taehyung: I AM CONCERNED?

Hoseok: ...I'll fight ?

Namjoon: Taehyung? Hoseok hyung...CALM THYSELF!

Jungkook: 👀

Jimin: what happened??

Taehyung:

Yoongi: uh

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Yoongi: uh...what the fuck is that?

Jimin: it's kind of cute??? But also...run away?

Jungkook: is that a motha fuckin opossum??

Seokjin: language...and Taehyung, doll, what the heck?

Taehyung: it started following me while crying as I was walking around the park. I tried to find its family, but I can't find the mom 🥺

Hoseok: no...we're not keeping a fucking opossum as a pet.

Namjoon: that thing could be covered with illness...stay away from it Taehyung.

Jimin: but if he leaves it, it'll die 🥺🥺

Jungkook: oh god, y'all made Jimin soft!

Seokjin: at least take it to a vet??

Yoongi: don't encourage him?!?

Namjoon: I mean...they're kind of cute though...but the vet might take it to a rescue center thing??

Taehyung: Yoongles...Hobi....Sominie named him Pogo and insists on carrying him wrapped in her blanket for safety...

Jimin: tell Sominie I love her

Yoongi: ......well Hoseok, you got a pet opossum now.

Seokjin: oOf!

Hoseok: nah bitch, WE have a pet opossum now...named fucking Pogo..

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