Bangtan Stoopids

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GUESS WHO AIN'T DEAD!!
nobody cared probably but..HELLO!

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~~~JiKook dms~~~

Kookie: that's literally why he's such a hottie. Have you seen the man smile?

Mochi: 😶😶

Kookie: .....wrong chat...HOW ARE YOU?!

Mochi: you talking about Yugyeom in the GOT7 chat you have?

Kookie: um....yes...

Mochi: well have fun with that. I have to go into work so I'll talk to you later

~~~VKook dms~~~

Jungkookieee: that's literally why he's such a hottie. Have you seen the man smile?

Taehyungieee: I absolutely love him. His personality is golden and I wish I could get a mans like that sometimes.

Jungkookieee: at least you have two though so you can vary what you get. I only have one mans, I love him don't get me wrong, but sometimes I just can't stand being with him

Taehyungieee: a big fucking mood. The other day Yoongi came into the living room and I was watching a movie with Somin. But she fell asleep and he changed the channel and was being so rude about just everything

Jungkookie: sometimes I feel bad for you because you have Yoongi hyung that genuinely hates everything and then Hoseok hyung who flips out about everything and goes berserk.

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Namjoon: so today Gitae tried to walk and it was precious

Yoongi: it's great to watch isn't it. I like when they wobble and flop down but smile because they know they did something good

Seokjin: aaaah, babies 🤗🤗

Taehyung: sometimes I just want to vanish off the face of the earth when shit like that happens. I don't think it's normal for someone to hate so much of everything or to get mad at everything in like .0000008 seconds.

Jimin: what?

Namjoon: Taehyung you okay?

Taehyung: SON OF A BITCH JUST IGNORE THAT MESSAGE FUCKING DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT!!!!!

Hoseok: so..my mental issue that I take medication for is an issue now..

Jungkook: hyung please don't. We were just complaining to each other we never mean any of it. The notification from Namjoon hyung must've switched the chat. Don't be mad at Taehyungie hyung.

Yoongi: Hoseok let the kid live. Bitching to friends about a relationship is healthy.

Namjoon: I complain about Jin to some of my friends and it helps to release stress.

Jimin: Hoseokie..you rant to me all the time

Hoseok: shit, y'all right. My bad, I'm just sleep deprived and I'm watching tv with Somin and she dropped her bowl and made a mess.

Taehyung: 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💔💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Yoongi: why the broken heart though..

Jungkook: imma guess accident, those emojis are right next to each other

Taehyung: ^^

Jimin: wait...so if you were talking to Tae this whole time..who has a great smile?

Namjoon: I live for this drama. But maybe they know someone with a nice smile LET THEM LIVE

Yoongi: do I need to be concerned?

Seokjin: leave me out of this..

Hoseok: aaaaaawwww hyuuung, you can't leave so easily like that

Taehyung: it's someone that we met when we hung out together in Seoul. His name is Moon Taejoon.

Jimin: do I need to be concerned?

Jungkook: YOU NEVER NEED TO BE CONCERNED MOCHI!

Taehyung: most likely not but the three of you should be cautious because the dude is literal perfection..so...I'M GONNA GO BATHE NOW SO BYE!

Jimin: sometimes I wonder why I'm stressed.

Yoongi: and the answer is either Jungkook or Taehyung

Namjoon: why does that name seem so familiar..?

Hoseok: while you figure that out, I'm going to interrogate Tae in the tub..

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Sorry it's so late at night...or for me it is, it's like 12:30am...

I'm trying to read like 20 stories at a time so don't mind me updating at a slow pace...again...nobody cares so BYE!