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Y'all,  I went to the beach today and my idiot friends didn't spread sunscreen on my back very well and it's just a tomato 😑😑
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Namjoon: update everyone....I broke a pair of sunglasses that I haven't even worn yet.

Yoongi: you labeled yourself GodofDestruction..WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED??

Seokjin: how did you even manage that?

Namjoon: well, I was about to put them on and they just snapped. It was awful because it's hella sunny outside.

Taehyung: buy a pair of Gucci ones. They'll look good 😎😎

Jungkook: not everyone loves Gucci ma dude 🙄

Hoseok: I think Namjoon should just buy cheap glasses from a street vendor or something considering he'll  probably break them in less then a day.

Jimin: I feel like Namjoon has gone through hundreds of basic items due to breaking things all the time

Namjoon: first off, we literally all just met like two days ago...don't just assume I break things all the time.

Seokjin: but do you?

Namjoon: ....

Yoongi: I'm taking that as a yes

Hoseok: ooh!!! By the way, I think we should send pictures of ourselves to prove we aren't weirdos or anything

Taehyung: but what if I'm naturally a weirdo ?

Jungkook: ~~~TrIgGeReD~~~

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Alright coolio so now I got a second chapter done. If this turns out to be decent I'll try to not suck and update this homeboy every day or every other day...maybe multiple times a day. Ya girl has a hell of a lot of free time since my jobs are basically giant breaks I get paid for...

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