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"Now I can have milk every day!"
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"Welcome, everybody! Welcome to Amazing Discoveries!" The host announced.
"Oh, it's on again!" Phoebe exclaimed before turning up the volume.
"Guys, can we please not watch this?" Joey groaned. He got the role in an infomercial, and it's the funniest thing we have ever seen.
"Shh!" The rest of us shushed him.
"Folks, this ever happen to you?" The host went over to Joey. "You go to the refrigerator to get a glass of milk, but these darn cartons are so flinging–flanging hard to open?" He asked the audience and viewers.
"You said it, Mike." Joey pretended to struggle to open it, and he ended up ripping it entirely. "Oh!" He groaned at the mess. "There has got to be a better way."
"And there is, Kevin." Mike held up a finger and smiled at the camera.
"Can we please turn this off?" Joey asked us again.
"No way, Kevin." I replied.
"What if I told you that there's a revolutionary new product that guarantees you'll never have to open milk cartons again?" This is way too scripted. "Meet the Milkmaster 2000." The audience made oohing and ahhing noises.
"Are you intrigued?" Ross leaned over to ask my brother.
"You're flinging–flanging right I am." Chandler answered in Mike's tone.
"He's never used this product before." Mike threw out the disclaimer."You're going to see how easy this is to do." Joey poked the little funnel into the cartons. "This works with any milk carton."
"Wow, it is easy." Joey smiled. "Now I can have milk every day!" He poured some into the glass. Later the next morning, Joey and I were in Monica's apartment with Ben and Ross.
"Give Daddy the Barbie. Give me the Barbie." Ross demanded from his son. "Okay, how about...don't you want to play with a monster truck?" Ross made truck engine noises. "No? Okay. Ooh, ooh, how about a dinosoldier?"
"Ross, let the kid play with the Barbie. What's so wrong with that?" I asked him.
"You are so pathetic, Ross. Why can't you let your son just play with his doll?" Rachel spoke up before stabbing the milk carton with the Milkmaster 2000.
"Those are lifesavers." I let out a sound of satisfaction.
"I got to go to work." Monica stepped out of her room in her work clothes. "Has anybody seen my left boob?"
"I loved that movie." Joey chuckled. She found it lying around on the coffee table.
"Joe, Joe, answer the phone." Chandler came barging in.
