𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄 ━━ 𝐣𝐨𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐢

TWENTY SIX

"You're losing your apron there. Let me get it." Julie ran over to Rachel and retied the apron around her waist. "There you go." And she went over to the muffins.

"Thank you." Rachel smiled back at her. "What a bitch." She let out a sigh. Joey wrapped an arm around me and pulled me closer.

"Sooner or later, we should get one of those babies. Maybe two. Or seven." He smiled down at me while my eyes widened.

"Unless you can carry them for me, we are not having seven kids." I shook my head and just chuckled a little.

"Listen, you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdales who's quitting tomorrow, and he wants to abuse his discount." Julie sat back down on the other end of the couch. "So, anyone who wants to come with me and take advantage of it?" She suggested.

"Oh, I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet." Phoebe played with her rings.

"Julie, I would love to come, but I've got this big meeting at work. But some other time." I reached over and gave her hand a squeeze.

"Of course." Julie smiled at me in understanding.

"Um, I'll go with you." Monica shrugged her shoulders.

"Great." Julie nodded her head.

"Hi, honey." Ross walked into the coffee shop and greeted his girlfriend.

"Hey, sweetums." Joey didn't even look up from the magazine in my hand.

"And hello to the rest." He waved. Julie went up to him and greeted him with a kiss.

"Monica, what are you doing? You can't go shopping with her." Joey reached over and nudged her arm. "What about Rachel?" He pointed back at her discreetly.

"This is going to be a problem, isn't it?" She grimaced a little.

"Oh, come on, you're going to Bloomingdales with Julie? It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship." Chandler scoffed.

"I just want to—" She shrugged her shoulders.

"Monica, she will kill you." Phoebe put a hand on her shoulder. "She will kill you like a dog on the street." Phoebe threatened.

"So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow." Ross leaned his chin on the top of the couch.

"Oh, yeah, it's actually not that big of a deal." Monica replied with a nervous chuckle.

"Well, it's a big deal to me." Ross pointed to himself. "This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this." He pressed a kiss to her forehead before walking off. Phoebe pretended to be a dog by barking and panting before imitating an explosion. The next day, I decided to visit Joey at his temporary work place off Saks Fifth Avenue.

"Bijan for—hi, baby." He put down the bottle of perfume and wrapped his arms around me.

"Hey, Joe. How's work?" I played with the collar of his suit a little. His arms will still holding me close to him.

"There's this new guy who's dressed up as a cowboy, and he keeps stealing my customers." He let out a frustrated sigh.

"I'm sorry." I kissed the tip of his nose. "But you know one thing this cowboy doesn't have?" I raised an eyebrow.

"What?" He furrowed his brows in confusion.

"A cowgirl." I leaned into his ear to whisper, kissing the side of his ear gently. "I should get back to work." And I left him wanting so much more. Later, I headed over to Mon's since Ross was taking care of Ben on his own for the first time. I saw Monica on the phone by the window while Chandler, Ross, and Joey were asleep on the crib. When I looked inside, I saw Ben kicking his legs around, clearly awake from his nap. "Someone's awake." I giggled, taking him out of the crib. Then, Susan and Carol walked into the apartment.

"Suparna, you look so natural with a baby in your arms." Susan complimented me. I blushed and gently rocked Ben.

"He clearly loves his Aunt Suparna." I looked down at him and said in a baby voice, making him gurgle in joy.

"You know, I tried the breast milk, and Ross freaked out." Phoebe let them know.

"Why did you freak out?" The couple sat down on the couch while Chandler, Joey, and Ross were still leaning against the crib.

"I did not freak out." Ross scoffed, making Carol give him a look. "It–It–It's breastmilk! It's gross!" He exclaimed in complete disgust.

"My breastmilk is gross?" She raised an eyebrow at him.

"No. No, Carol, there is nothing wrong with it." He tried to defend himself. "I just don't think breastmilk is for adults." He shrugged his shoulders.

"Of course, the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids alike." With one arm holding Ben, I smacked my brother upside the head.

"Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it. It's no big deal. Come on, try it." She sat down on the edge of the coffee table. "Just taste it." She held out the baby bottle.

"That would be 'no'." Ross immediately stood up. Phoebe, Susan, and Carol went on to explain what it tasted like. He was about to try it, but he chickened out and hid in Monica's room.

"Your dad's a little silly, but I promise he's a good guy." I reassured the infant.

"When are you going to give us some kids, Suparna?" Carol bumped my hip.

"I have no idea what you're talking about." I shook my head, my eyes meeting Joey's. He gave me a slight smirk while I smiled to myself. "We'll see." I confessed. Quite late in the night, Joey came back from his work. But he was wearing a very white and bright cowboy suit.

"No questions." He held a finger up to my mouth. I just smirked a little.

"Going to take me out for a ride, partner?" I took his hat and placed it on my head, although it was a little too big.

"Oh, be quiet. I look ridiculous." He collapsed onto the couch.

"Could you maybe keep the suit? Until we're ready to...actually do it? I have a couple of ideas for us." I pulled him in for a kiss.

"What did you have in mind?" He muttered against my lips. My legs were on either side of his lap while we made out.

"Lots of things." I let out a shaky breath when he moved his lips down to my neck.