[AOT] All About Levi Ackerman (Oneshots, Head canons, Etc.)

[нєα∂¢αиσи 3] Levi and AOT's Main Ships

[A/n: For pure entertainment purposes only, guys! This isn't made to offend someone, this is just for fun. I'm sorry if I offend some though.]

{●} "What kind of bullcrap is this shit?"

{●} He doesn't mind about the other ships

{●} He smiles a little at EruHan though

{●} Then he sees EVERYTHING

{●} And when I say everything I mean the REAL SHIT

{●} Levi doesn't mind RivEtra though but it disturbed him

{●} Because Petra x Tree is canon

{●} Lol I kid

{●} That last one was a lie

{●} He questions everyone's sanity when he saw LeviHan

{●} Because he considers Hanji as a four-eyed smartass only.

{●} He almost threw his head out the window when he saw RivErwin/EruRi

{●} He almost cries when he sees FarLevi though

{●} Doubts our generation since he's being shipped with dead people

{●} Drinks his tea but spits it out when he saw RivaMika

{●} He finds it weird enough they have the same last names

{●} But he just had to be shipped with her 😂😂

{●} He goes extra hard on the others after he saw that ship

{●} He didn't want to look at the very last ship yet

{●} But it is said to him that it was the most popular

{●} He sits on his chair and go over the list hesitantly

{●} You have no idea how large his eyes grew when he saw the last ship

{●} He can't believe it... he's shipped with an underaged titanbloodthirsty titan-shifter

{●} But he saw two names

{●} "RiRen? EreRi? The fuck???"

{●} He looked at the previous ships with him in it, and sees his name come first before his "pair".

{●} How come this time there's a ship name with his name first then another name with his name coming second?

{●} He wanted to kill himself when he found out the reason

{●} He decided to leave it alone since he's not gay anyway

{●} Still disturbs him though

{●} He scowls whenever he sees Eren's face

{●} He looks at the back page of the list and find more... interesting ships

{●} Levi x Windex

{●} Levi x Broom

{●} Levi x Duster

{●} Levi x Mop

{●} Levi x Cravat

{●} He slightly blushes at that

{●} Levi x Kenny

{●} WHAT THE FUCK

{●} Okay let's not mind that

{●} Levi wants to forget that he saw that too

{●} Levi x Nifa

{●} Who was she again?

{●} Levi x Horse

{●} Levi x Rivaille

{●} That's right bitches. Love Yourselves.

{●} Levi x Kuchel

{●} Levi has officially lost his faith in humanity.

{●} Why can't everyone understand that the only one for him is (Y/n)?