[AOT] All About Levi Ackerman (Oneshots, Head canons, Etc.)

[нєα∂¢αиσи 1] When Levi Goes Up The Ranks

{●} He doesn't give two shits about it

{●} Just kidding, he does.

{●} He celebrates inside his office silently

{●} And when he sees his squad, he'll gently rub it in their faces

{●} Actually, no.

{●} Double the punishments, double the squad's work, double EVERYTHING

{●} Also his paperwork.

{●} Haha, that's what he gets

{●} But he will ask help from the others

{●} Wait, no he won't ask.

{●} He just glares at them then BOOM paperwork is done

{●} The MPs will most likely congratulate him

{●} But he'll just ignore them and walk away

{●} He will get every task assigned to him done perfectly

{●} Receives praises when passing by the streets

{●} Ignores the shit out of them too because he's Levi Ackerman

{●} "Stupid brat. Clean yourself before you clean the mess hall. You'll get your shit everywhere."

{●} Some cadets will accidentally call him 'captain'

{●} He'll simply correct them

{●} "That's Section Commander to you, little shit."

{●} Will most probably stop in the middle of paperwork

{●} He realizes that it took him 946472981839 years to rank up

{●} Questions the Commander's mental state

{●} But as long as he's Humanity's Strongest, it's fine.

{●} But no, he didn't accept that

{●} Lowkey pissed at Erwin

{●} Gets triggered by the fact that his squad members got in the SOS right after their graduation

{●} But he took 946472981839 years to become something more than a captain

{●} He'll just drink those problems away with tea

{●} He realizes those weren't even huge problems to begin with