One shots (1) (Completed)

Ultimate Spidey Boys Preference

Requested by Elizabeth Travis

Mission Together

Spider-man-

Ok, so your mission is that one time when you were battling Kraven, you know that one time when he wanted to eat the sabertooth's heart to stay immortal? Yeah, that. Well while that mission was cool and all you did get stabbed, so while Peter's cradling you in his arms, almost to tears, what do you say to him? You begin siinging 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. Everytime you bring it up laughing Peter smacks you and is like 'I can't believe that you wanted your last words to be a meme', it only makes you laugh harder tho.

Scarlet Spider-

This mission is definitely a memorable one, you see you were infiltrating this villain's lair, but this villain was very...childish and therefore had childish booby traps, one of those traps Scarlet triggered and guess what? Just guess what happened.

The trap triggered a can of pink dye to fall out of this tube directly on top of him. But the thing was, it looked like paint, but he didn't find out until later that it was actually pink dye. His suit was like that for a whole month until he got a new one. You would tease him a lot about this, including calling him 'Pink Spider' the whole month and so on. Every time you would remember it you would just call him that randomly and he would face palm before muttering 'that was one time' while everyone laughs while reminiscing.

Agent Venom-

Ok, so this is Flash's favorite...for some reason. It's some more mystical stupid stuff but basically here's what went down. Some mystical being who you met briefly kinda sorta fell in love with you, but you were dating Flash so the being was like 'choose your sport, for I shall win' so Flash chose football. They played football for a very long time, but Flash totally won. Now he gets to flex on everyone that he's the best football player ever because he beat a mystical being in football. Tho you still think that he would absolutely get demolished if he played with an actual proffessional football player.

Iron Spider-

When he was getting the Iron Spider suit. It was the first time you met. You were still a solo hero and didn't go to school. So when Cho saw you kicking Taskmaster's butt for the first time boy was he taken away. He was frozen, not just from fear, but also from awe. You were the first person he actually didn't mind getting help from. Even though he didn't believe in love in first sight or love in general, this boi fell hard for you in a matter of seconds. Which leads to months of confusion, cowering and finally confessing.

Patrioteer-

Ok, this was one of those stressful missions where in the moment your pissed/ embarrassed/ whatever in that moment and then after you look back and laugh. This emotion was frustration, today just wasn't going your way and it was like one disaster after another. So by the time you and Harry had to go on a mission you both were tired and frustrated while going to some big villain's place. You cornered this henchman and told him several times to just give up and help you guys but he shouted something and Harry was like, 'Sugar, honey, iced tea! What's you point?!' And you swear you died right there and then. Harry still gets flustered whether it's from being angry or embarrassed, depending on the time you bring it up.

Iron Fist-

When he disappeared to go to Kun-lun, no way were you going to let Danny disappear without knowing where he was (tho he told you later that he was going to talk to the monks to arrange for your arrival so he could court you and you could be together). When he got poisoned tho and lost his sight you didn't leave his side once and him choosing for you to be his guide instead of the monks made you feel a small amount of pride and smugness inside. Though you might've accidentally made him trip or bump into something once or twice, and while in the moment you were genuinely concerned for Danny, it's more of a fond memory than anything now. Sometimes you bring it up randomly and Danny can't help but put his arm around you and kiss your cheek while thanking you for helping him. He even just thanks you for it randomly because it was a reassurance to him that you're gonna be there for him no matter what happens.

Powerman-

Your favorite mission was when you guys had to go to another country for a mission and after you tied up the henchmen guys he began trying to question them but they didn't know english and he was getting really frustrated, but you just looked up, spoke something in the language and had a full-on conversation with this random dude. Luke was so surprised and was like 'oh my god, why didn't you tell me' and you respond 'you never asked' and you like to bring up his expression sometimes because it's just too funny. Then he pouts at you because if he knew you spoke the language he would've had you talk in the first place, but you just kiss his cheek and go 'well now you know'

Nova-

Ok, this one is actually really funny. So apparently a SHIELD agent brought their pet bunny on the ship for...reasons (nobody really knows), but apparently it was living in the vents for years and eventually there was another pet bunny in there (somehow) so a few years later the vents were somehow crowded with bunnys and nobody knows how it went undetected. So everyone was put on bunny-catching duty, thing was, Nova didn't know about the bunny thing though. So you guys were just chilling in his room when a bunny fell out of the ceiling and it freaked him out super bad. He even jumped on his bed, pointed at it and was like 'get it away! Get it away!' While it was funny later on, in the moment you were frozen too because you've never seen your boyfriend freak out so bad, ever. So you just took the bunny and locked it in the bathroom, you then got notified about the bunny emergency and told Nova. Who freaked out so bad you had to calm him down for an hour before going to help everyone catch the rest of the bunnies (you got rid of the one in his bathroom tho, so he would be less stressed). Though now you like to make impressions of him when the bunny fell out of the ceiling, and while you tease him about his fear of bunnies he teases you about your fear of spiders, so you're even.