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I wake up with a Dragon body! My children and wife are still sleeping.What to do? I am not human anymore. Where to go? What to do. Oh no, my size is increasing and I have to flee or the house will collapse.
I am hunted, capture...
Many tourists have spotted a wyrm in south Estonia. A hunter was shocked as a big bear head was decapitate and falling from the sky a few meters from him :
"In 20 years of hunting, and I have experience, I have never met such a bloody thing. The predator must be around 15-17 meters in lengths and the force must be incredible.
I have see trees cut sharply. The fangs and claws of this beast are ridiculous sharps. It can lift tons. For the first time in my life, me , a hunter had the feeling to be a prey. I think the rumors of destroyed villages in Georgia are not fake and we have to be prepared for the worse"
"We have contacted zoologist specialist of local wild life:
"We have a gold opportunities to study a rare specimen considered extinct. We suppose some ultra long hatching process has permitted these creatures to cross time as they have a very long lifespan. So I ask to not harm or capture this creature. We have to be sure humans are not part of her diet. I think the best is to not anger the creature. It would be good for us to study his comportment and habits. It would be interesting to compare with the wyrm in USA who is sentient and ask some questions. Maybe these creatures are sentient too and it would open new perspectives. we are going to make a team to investigate this creature. Hoping she install and doesn't go away"
"Campers astonishing meeting: 2 drunk campers who where on their kayak have met the Wyrm. One has fallen in the water to drown and the other was rowing to the beach to alert his friends. The Wyrm has followed him with the drown tourist on his head.
The poor guy had not all his head because of the alcohol and the Wyrm dropped him on the beach. His friend rushed to take him away because the animal was huge and terrific. But he comes back and drunk again with the wyrm as a drinking Buddy.
The Dragon has drunk the whole vodka and the other drunk campers have given it some part of the BBQ and made also selfies with the Beast. They are lucky to not be on the menu.
But it seems this dragon is not a monster as he has saved his drunk partner.
Some Vodka producers want to have picture of the beast on their bottle with mention approved by the Dragon. Actually there is a rush to purchase Vodka. Maybe it will attire the Beast in your Garden??"
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Hahahaha
Cough
I am dying of laugh!!
as I watch TV in my base. It looks like a spaceship. But yes, it is a spaceship!!!
HAHAHA. I am idiot.
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The walls are dark white with white light. The corners are moving so I can dispose the configuration needed.
The main round room is with a big sofa I can enjoy at different size and I can watch TV, read books and drink. The other rooms are similar with reception for meeting and a control center and a big garage where I can store Monstrotanks, golems and build several equipment
Each stage has is own separate power source and Each stage has a safe room to hold a siege and mini command center.
Enough comfort, I need to follow my beast instincts and have a lair with skins and smell of fresh killed preys.
Each time I do this, I sense a part of human me replaced by Beast me.
