Spiderman/Avengers oneshots

British

Requested by @Fluttercord_5 

So I'm not really sure how to write a british accent since the words are spelled the same so if bolded it is in British accent, and for some words I might say how it sound, and sorry if I mess something  up about how British people say things. By the way.

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"Hello mum," I say, then cover my mouth. Dang it. The room looks at me with one eye brow raised. 

"Wow your pretty good at a british accent," Dad tells me, his voice sounds almost comical. 

"Yeah what's that about?" Clint asks. I sigh. Dang it. I guess I'll just tell them. 

"Well, actually, I was born in the UK, when I moved here with May and Ben, I learned how to use an American accent. So yeah I'm British." I say with a huff. The room stares at me. 

"Can you say the word schedule?" Clint asks. I roll my eyes and let my head flop back onto the couch. 

"Fine, schedule (sounds like shedual)."  Tony and Clint smile, Pepper rolls her eyes as well as Natasha and Clint. 

"Say... garage," 

"Ugh, garage (sounds like gar-age, that's how it is really spelled but like uhh just look it up)." 

"Wow who knew little Peter was British?" Steve says in an amused voice. I roll my eyes again. this is precisely why I wanted no one to find out. I push my self off the couch and walk to my room and begin to do my homework. 

"Mr. Parker, Bucky has asked me to record you saying the word, process."

"Process (it is pronounced PROcess)," I say without taking my eyes off my homework. 

After I'm done with my homework I walk out into the living room, everybody is sitting around on the couches. 

"Let's go for a walk!" Clint says in a childish voice. I shrug my shoulders, and we all crowd into the elevator. 

Once we get out side Bucky begins to walk forward, but before he gets into the street to jay walk around the cars that are at a stand still, I exclaim. 

"Let's take the Zebra Crossing," All eyes turn to me, "What?" I repeat the sentence in my head. Shit. 

"Huh?" Tony asks staring at me. 

"Cross walk I mean. Yeah that's what I said." I say in a non convincing voice. 

The rest of the walk is spent ignoring the Avengers as they demand me to say words in my British accent. This is why I didn't tell them. I sigh, the next few weeks will be interesting. 

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Sorry this chapter is short but I wasn't entirely sure what to do but I will probably post again tonight so yeah. Also I'm just curious, what time is it where you are? For me it is 3:23 pm. 

Just a side not, I'm pretty sure British people actually say most words correct, the American accent/English is weird, even though  I'm American so yeah.

-EB