Do you see this shit?( a Hetalia X reader one-shot n' drabble)

Mermaid!Reader X England - Make The Grade

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Somewhere at the bottom of the ocean,
I am floating past the algae,
The whale bones,
So pretty,
But, my body,
Still didn't make the grade,
Still didn't make the grade,

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              Yet again, you are lonely. You became more desperate and desperate to find a mate to be with. Desperate for love to be exact. You swam to the north direction, absentmindedly.

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Somewhere in the basement I once had,
a good idea but, I can't find it,
My mind is drawing blanks,
To fill the page,
But, I still won't make the grade,
still won't make the grade,

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              You had a few ideas how you can attract a mate, but it was no use since they didn't make any sense.

              'Stupid,' You thought, 'Using food to attract them won't work.'

              After thinking a bit more, you gave up. Your mind was only blank, nothing to fill in the large spaces.

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I'm regaining patience
in the better half of man,
and the stories we'll remember
are from a different hand.

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              After swimming around, you bumped into something hard and solid, making you dizzy. You shook your head and looked at the solid object. A... log?

              Looking up, it was a dock. Or pier, as you heard from the merpeople who were fortunate to turn into a human any time when they jumped out of water.

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Somewhere at the bottom of my brain
I just don't care and I don't want to.
But I do, anyway...
anyway, I
still won't make the grade,
still won't make the grade.

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              You poked your head out and- hOLY FUCK- HoT DUDE, HOT DUDE, HOT DUDE ALERT! You put your head back in the water looking at him from under the dock. Oh god, his emerald eyes and blonde hair were beautiful. Your heart beated like drums and your face was flushed. It sounds creepy, but it's flattering for other people. Maybe. Just maybe. You could turn him into a mermaid like you?

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I'm regaining patience
in the better half of man,
and the stories we'll remember
are from a different hand.

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              You peeked your head up to look at him a bit more clearer. He seemed pretty sad and crying. Never knew men crying would turn you on honestly. He was beautiful eventhough he cried. My god, it's beautiful. You tried climbing up the dock up to him and it worked. All the time, you could only stare at him your sparkling (e/c)s

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Somewhere at the bottom of the ocean
I am floating past the algae,

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              He didn't notice you as he walked over the edge of the dock, falling down. Your eyes widen in shock and you jumped back down to the water to find him.

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the whale bones, so pretty,
but my body,

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              Knowing that he wouldn't survive in the water, you swam towards him. Grabbing his hand and pulling him up, he was almost losing himself.

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still won't make the grade...
still won't make the grade...
still won't make the grade.

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              For him to survive, you kissed him. It wasn't forceful or passionate, it was soft and light. He laid his head on your chest as he turned into a mermaid.

Not gonna deny but this kinda sucks.