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Y/n): I'll sock ur cock
((SOCK
säk
noun
1.
a garment for the foot and lower part of the leg, typically knitted from wool, cotton, or nylon.
2.
informal
a hard blow.
"a sock on the jaw"
verbinformal
1.
hit forcefully.
"Jess socked his father across the face"))
Alfred: I'll suck your cock if I have to
(Y/n): wot
Alfred: wot
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Arthur: *ranting about someting to (y/n)*
(Y/n): Shush, shush *puts finger on Arthur's lips* Do you hear that?
--SILENCE--
Arthur: Hear what?
(Y/n): That's the sound of the fucks I give about your rant
Arthur:
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(Y/n): I KNEW IT! YOU HAVE A S A N T A KINK
Matthew: no, I don't-
(Y/n): YES, YOU D-
Matthew: Would you like to find out? ;)
(Y/n):
Matthew:
(Y/n):
Matthew: oh shIT NO- (Y/N), I'M SO SORRY
(Y/n): *leaves the room*
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Francis: I had a really bad day today :(
(Y/n): Oh, did you die?
Francis: I almost got bombed.
(Y/n): But, did you die!?
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What even, ponk.
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