Requst by Tilly_loo. Nevr frget vikngs. Warnings: SOME EXPLICIT WORDS
Matthias: I love you
Reader: I love you too
Matthias: I burnt down ur village
Reader: lol
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Reader: Matthias, did u kill that man?
Matthias:
Matthias: no
Reader: weLL, HORTON HEARS A BITCH ASS LIAR
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Reader: No, I'm okay
Matthias:
Matthias: HORTON HEARS MY BAE LYING
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Matthias: will u marry me?
Reader: yes.
Matthias: gOOD, LETS HAVE CHILDREN
Reader: wh- *instantly gets pregnant*
Reader: What The FUCKтм
Matthias: We Did The FucKтм
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Matthias: *points to the bookshelf* that is your's
Matthias: *points to large grand bedroom* and that's also your's
Matthias: *points everywhere* All of this is your's.
Matthias: *points to self* thIS IS ALSO YOUR'S.
Reader: Hmmm. Cheesy.
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Lukas: This is the idiot dane's wife?
Reader: y-yes
Lukas: lol, ur too cute to be with him, I'm going to adopt chu
Readerтм: fUCk
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Readerтм: I like fairies. This is a nice fairy *holds up a smol fairy*
Lukas: Awiieeeeee
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(Based on I ARE TECH's video)
Roleplaying with Victim (Reader тм), Kidnapper (Lukas) and Saviour (Matthias)
Matthias: finna make him into fish and chips
(Don't google that.)
Lukas: stay away from my daughter, Matthias
Readerтм: who is this, dad??
Lukas: It's a homeless man.
Matthias: I'm your real dad, daughter
Readerтм: no!
Readerтм: get away
Readerтм: imma go to the house and hide
Lukas: lock the doors
Matthias: let me give you a hug daughter
Readerтм: NO STOP
Lukas: put your penis away sir
Matthias: this is my banana
Readerтм: HE'S TOUCHING ME
Lukas: don't worry daughter
Lukas: buck up
Readerтм: ok :(((
Matthias: lets put it through your donut
Lukas: clench your ass, don't let anything in, not even air
Reader: ok papa
Tino: who's the mother
Matthias: finna slice your body in half when i'm done
Lukas: sir, do you have a license for that meelee weapon? Cool dad
Matthias: i'm a gangster nigga
Lukas: don't make me call my clique, rich homie
Matthias: crips all the way
Lukas: i'm gonna turn you into a crip
Matthias: nigga I'll punch you to the moon with my fist
Readerтм: oh no, dad!
Lukas: I already called the clique and they will be here within half an hour
Matthias: too bad *fucking stabs Lukas*
Emil: y'all want bison penis and snails at my restaurant
Readerтм: no DAAAAD
Lukas: my body may be stabbed but, my spirit to carry on could still take a couple of shells
Matthias: i'm your daddy now
Readerтм: NNO
Lukas: don't worry daughter
Readerтм: STOP
Matthias: now give me that ass
Lukas: *calls clique again*
Readerтм: NONON
DADD
HES TOUCHING EMMEEEEE
AAA
MY WEE WEE HOLE
Lukas: hold out until the clique comes
Readerтм: AAAAAA
Lukas: u can do it daughter, BUCK UP!!!
Readerтм: imma fuck you up nigga!
Matthias: *CENSORED SEXUAL THINGY*
Lukas: woah
Readerтм: NOOO STOP, WHERES MY DAD
Lukas: i'm waiting for the clique, they should be here any minute
Matthias: imma burn the body
Lukas: please dont sir
Matthias: *COOKS BODY AND EATS IT*
Matthias: I sure do love fish
Lukas: good news, the clique is here. FIGHT THAT FAGGOT
Emil: okay this is a weird roleplay
Reader: I can tell.
Lukas: let's agree to never do that again
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The video:
YOU ARE READING
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