Big Book of Eddsworld (REQUESTS OPEN)

EddMatt Headcanons

1) Edd stole Matt's mirror once

2) Matt pranked Edd as a vampire by biting a hole in his cola can

3) During sex, Edd becomes really flexible

4) Matt practiced kissing on his mirror before kissing Edd

5) Edd and Matt totally ship Tom and Tord

6) Eduardo pokes fun at them, but they get back at him through Jon (if ya catch my drift~)

7) Tom and Tord usually have sex on the same night as them

8) Since Matt's taller, he likes pinning Edd out of nowhere

9) Whenever they play video games together, they have a deal: whoever wins picks the kink for the next sex night

10) Usually, Matt lets Edd win

11) Edd loves to binge watch anything, especially Supernatural

12) When Edd cooks, he purposely wears the sexy apron he hides in his room and wears lingerie Matt got him for Valentine's Day

13) Edd gets along well with Jon, not only because they're both angels but because usually they spot hickeys on each other

14) When Edd and Matt get married, Matt wants to play "Oh My God" from Usher's CD with only 2 songs on it. It's honestly a bit annoying when you hear the same words over and over for 3 minutes or so

15) Matt loves it when Edd crossdresses

16) Edd wore a dress once, so Matt took it as "I'm super horny so fuck me hard please"

17) Edd loves watermelon, so Matt made him a watermelon cake for his birthday

18) Edd and Matt have sex at least once a month, twice or three times in February

19) Matt can recite all of Heather Chandler's lines in "Heathers", so Edd learned all the parts that involved Heather talking to somebody

Here's another copy of Heathers

Gotta love J.D tbh

20) Edd constantly wakes up in the middle of the night finding that he's suddenly in Matt's room with Matt spooning him in his sleep

Aight guys comment if you have any other headcanons blah blah blah same as before
-PGL