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Jonuardo Headcanons

1) Jon loves singing and Eduardo literally stalks him while he's singing

2) Mark ships them but Jon and Eduardo get really embarrassed when he brings it up

3) Eduardo purposely gives Jon ice pops in the summer just to give himself a boner then rail Jon when he realizes what happened

4) Eduardo loves the daddy kink. Like, really loves it. Especially when Jon calls him daddy out of nowhere

5) Eduardo watches horror movies only because Jon gets really scared at the tiniest things and tries to hide in his shirt

6) When Mark's out, they have sex

7) Mark sets up cameras just to embarrass them by recording them getting kinky. Once, he got footage of Jon in short shorts and a tank top getting pinned on the counter by Eduardo and he instinctively moaned "Daddy". Mark still uses it to torment them

8) I really like it when Jon's an angel since I love making the roots of his wings super sensitive so he gets really horny when Eduardo touches him there

9) Jon loves making jokes about his sex life with Eduardo, it's just very indirect

10) Eduardo makes dick jokes to make Jon react in different ways

11) When Eduardo and Jon went to see Heathers the Musical, Eduardo sang along to the song "Blue" just to see what Jon would do. Jon couldn't walk the next day, just to hint at how he reacted

12) Once, Eduardo and Jon had sex in their yard. Surprisingly, they didn't wake anybody up

13) Eduardo worked together for once with Edd to get a huge swimming pool. Since he isn't that salty anymore, they pretty much let anything happen in the pool. To be blunt, they had sex in the pool. So did Tom and Tord. So did Edd and Matt too. And Paul and Patryk since they live near Edd and the guys

14) DAMN IS JON SENSITIVE

15) Sometimes, Jon wears Daisy Dukes just for the hell of it

16) For Valentine's Day one year, Jon  wore a Playboy Bunny suit for Eduardo

17) Whenever it's cold out, Jon sleeps with Eduardo

18) Jon feels safe when Eduardo's touching him. Nobody knows why

19) Whenever Eduardo's drunk, Jon lets him do what he wants with him, but he records it so Eduardo can see why Jon's naked in his bed the next day

20) Jon always wanted to perform in the musical "Honk!", which is the Ugly Duckling but as a musical (I was in it. My role: Geese Squad, My line: "Excuse me, sir! Cat tails advancing from the rear!") but he always wanted to be Dot, Greylag's wife. He purposely wore a woman flight attendant's costume and performed the whole song "Wild Goose Chase". Eduardo learned Greylag's part just to have a reason to sing with Jon

Well, hope you enjoyed my headcanons. Comment any headcanons you have and I'll say if I could see it happening or not
-PGL