Buzz... Buzz...
Jack: sorry I had to do the trash.
Mark: fOr TWo wHoLE FRIckEn WEekS?!
Jack: okay, maybe I went to the toilet too.
Jack: from your texts I see you were worried about me ;)
Mark: A. It STilL DOeSNt TaKE TwO WeEKs tO TAKe a PiSS! B. It's not past tense I'm still worried! Where have you been! For a far as I know you were kidnapped!
Jack: jokes on you I'm not a kid!
Mark: ...
Mark: I hate you.
